ExAFO 0 #851 February 2, 2007 *"Dueling Banjos" plays in the background...*Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #852 February 2, 2007 Chaser... Because "Stalker" just sounds too creepy.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #853 February 2, 2007 QuoteChaser... Because "Stalker" just sounds too creepy. [Drwal] Oh sweet - I hope this isn't one of those Nanny Cam thingies - cuz - Whoah! Just - WHOAH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #854 February 2, 2007 I just banged the hottest chick EVER!_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #855 February 2, 2007 QuoteI just banged the hottest chick EVER! And it felt slimy - like this - see. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #856 February 2, 2007 Righteous dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #857 February 2, 2007 QuoteRighteous dude! I'm telling you - These people keep walking past - Maybe If I was Yellow.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #858 February 2, 2007 Hook 'em horns... Er... Rock 'n roll? Fuck it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avenfoto 0 #859 February 2, 2007 um... hello. my face is up here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #860 February 2, 2007 This is the most interesting "tramp stamp" I have ever seen..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avenfoto 0 #861 February 2, 2007 check out my new "caution" tatoo... yeah, on the left cheek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #862 February 2, 2007 After I'm done with my Semi weekly, Mary Poppins drag Fest, I can't wait to get home, change into my Liza Minnelli Garb, & dance my ass off to those gay-assed, Broadway CD's. Oh, A Transtesticles work is NEVER Done, me oh my!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #863 February 2, 2007 QuoteO the memories! I used to stand on this bridge when I was a wee little child, looking far into the horizon, and thinking of Richard Simmons, and how I wish I could stroke his monkey.... Samari Was on a Bridge?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #864 February 2, 2007 "Roll another one, just like the other one"I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #865 February 2, 2007 I took that thar lil lady and mades hur a woooman. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #866 February 2, 2007 Im about to say "what"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #867 February 2, 2007 I just ate a persimmon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #868 February 2, 2007 QuoteI took that thar lil lady and mades hur a woooman. g I was doing the fishy face and someone slapped me on my back!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #869 February 2, 2007 You'd be this happy too if you could breathe out your assI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #870 February 2, 2007 QuoteYou'd be this happy too if you could breathe out your ass Wow - I just blew in a turtles ASS!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMonkey 0 #871 February 2, 2007 if you promise to use the whole fist, i'll cum out of my shell! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #872 February 2, 2007 I just got out of the Federal Pound Me in the Ass Facility.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #873 February 2, 2007 Yes, the rug matches the drapes..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #874 February 2, 2007 I have a hamster in my hatOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #875 February 2, 2007 Speaking of Battle-axes, I should call my Mother-in-law and ask her...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
