SuperKat 0 #1676 April 20, 2007 yield to joggers with shit coming out of their ass. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1677 April 20, 2007 oxymoron ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #1678 April 20, 2007 Hi I'm retardo and I can fart rainbow gases. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1679 April 20, 2007 yes I'm aware my head is huge and i have no noseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1680 April 20, 2007 If I gotta run all the way through that damn maze again just for a stupid food pellet...I'm gonna be kickin' some scientist ASS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #1681 April 20, 2007 The mouse cut the cheese, The mouse cut the cheese, Hi Ho the Derio, The mouse cut the cheese.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #1682 April 20, 2007 "Brighter whiter teeth for just pennies a day! New scientific discoveries allow you to improve your smile in the privacy of your own home! Don't delay! Get started NOW on your way to your new and improved smile! Available only while supplies last so send $29.95 and get the brighter whiter smile you deserve!" (Side effects may include, but not limited to, bad breath, hair loss, smelly feet, hangnails, warts, ......) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1683 April 20, 2007 ALWAYS....'Bet on Black' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1684 April 20, 2007 Dizzy, my head is spinning, like a whirlpool it never endsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #1685 April 20, 2007 Slartibartfast: [talking about the Earth] Best laid plans of mice. Arthur: And men. Slartibartfast: What? Arthur: Best laid plans of mice and men. Slartibartfast: Oh. No, I don't think men had much to do with it.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1686 April 20, 2007 hmm... maybe swooping in this wedding dress wasn't such a good idea...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1687 April 20, 2007 Not me....you got us lost, YOU stop & ask for directions! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1688 April 20, 2007 AHHH!!!! I CAN'T QUIT SMOKING!!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #1689 April 20, 2007 QuoteNot me....you got us lost, YOU stop & ask for directions! You have no idea how true that was at The Farm back in March. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1690 April 20, 2007 QuoteAHHH!!!! I CAN'T QUIT SMOKING!!!!! OUCH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1691 April 20, 2007 Smoking is a vicious circle... you quit, you start, you quit, you start, you quit, you start, you quit....Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #1692 April 20, 2007 "Dude! Where's my slot in this friggin thing? - and quit moving around so much!"- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1693 April 20, 2007 This year's belly flop contest winner/ darwin award winnerSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #1694 April 20, 2007 Are you sure this is how geese do it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #1695 April 20, 2007 QuoteAre you sure this is how geese do it? Ok - so last time I looked in a mirror, I was 6'2 and my nose was a little different.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #1696 April 20, 2007 shit where's my rig???"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #1697 April 20, 2007 Quoteshit where's my rig??? You wish!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1698 April 20, 2007 Last day on the shell's warranty...so what the hell! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #1699 April 20, 2007 Ok, what asshole filled the cells of my main with flour???Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #1700 April 21, 2007 Q: What do dogs and Lawers have in common? A: They both chase ambulances! (Ok. Dumb joke. I'm leaving now....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
