BillyVance 34 #1 February 12, 2009 A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl. The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.' "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #2 February 12, 2009 Ha Ha A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer Bartender says, sorry, we don't serve beer to bears. So bear says "Fine I will eat the woman at the end of the bar if you don't get me a beer." Sorry we dont serve beer to bears. So bear goes and eats woman, returns to his seat and demands a beer. Sorry we don't serve beer to bears that are on drugs The bear questions bartender, "drugs?" Bartender says.. "Yeah, that was a bar bitch you ate"Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 February 12, 2009 Quote "drugs?" Bartender says.. "Yeah, that was a bar bitch you ate" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 February 12, 2009 Quote Ha Ha A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer Bartender says, sorry, we don't serve beer to bears. So bear says "Fine I will eat the woman at the end of the bar if you don't get me a beer." Sorry we dont serve beer to bears. So bear goes and eats woman, returns to his seat and demands a beer. Sorry we don't serve beer to bears that are on drugs The bear questions bartender, "drugs?" Bartender says.. "Yeah, that was a bar bitch you ate" That isnt how the joke goes....You skipped a huge part of it...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #5 February 13, 2009 Yea. But the whole meaning is still there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #6 February 25, 2009 I had to condense it for people with ADDMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
