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mrwrong

PMS explained for us men

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Thirteen different meanings of PMS:



1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect


Probably a re-post but I didn't feel like searching so feel free to sue me :P
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Probably a re-post but I didn't feel like searching so feel free to sue me :P



OK..by order of the court, you now owe me $0.03.
I'd garnish your wages but post-whoring doesn't pay all that much.
:D:P

Pretty Much Suckered into that one, eh?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Probably a re-post but I didn't feel like searching so feel free to sue me :P



OK..by order of the court, you now owe me $0.03.
I'd garnish your wages but post-whoring doesn't pay all that much.
:D:P

Pretty Much Suckered into that one, eh?


Hehe... But as the guys @ Piratebay constantly is saying....
Since Sweden isn't a part of USA then US laws doesn't apply here :P

But I'll buy you a beer if we ever meet since I'm such a friendly bloke B|
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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I'm sure you'd be really, really happy, friendly and social too if it felt like someone was squeezing YOUR reproductive organs really hard for a week.

No it's not like that for everyone, but we're not grumpy for fun.

[:/]

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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I'm sure you'd be really, really happy, friendly and social too if it felt like someone was squeezing YOUR reproductive organs really hard for a week.

No it's not like that for everyone, but we're not grumpy for fun.

[:/]



Hey... I can buy you a beer to B|
But not in Norway... We Swedes can't afford getting drunk on that side of the border :|
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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