turtlespeed 212 #126 February 20, 2009 Quote That would be a beer-enduced typo. It was saki wasn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #127 February 21, 2009 Quote Quote That would be a beer-enduced typo. It was saki wasn't it? Not sure... I think that night was just beer, but I've been havin' saki fairly often. Good stuff.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #128 February 21, 2009 Quote Quote That counts. Agree 100%. The sad thing is that means she's had sex with more girls this year than I have. Oh dear.. But then, I'm a girl and I'm hot, so it's not difficult to have sex.. It's just that I'm picky & getting over a break-up.. So a bit of girly fun seemed like a good idea at the time!! Actually I still think it was a good idea, but I'm not gay, I don't want random sex with a strange man and I don't want a relationship, so I'm probably going to be going through a dry-spell for a while... (In case that makes you feel any better about not getting any!)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #129 February 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote That counts. Agree 100%. The sad thing is that means she's had sex with more girls this year than I have. Oh dear.. But then, I'm a girl and I'm hot, so it's not difficult to have sex.. It's just that I'm picky & getting over a break-up.. So a bit of girly fun seemed like a good idea at the time!! Actually I still think it was a good idea, but I'm not gay, I don't want random sex with a strange man and I don't want a relationship, so I'm probably going to be going through a dry-spell for a while... (In case that makes you feel any better about not getting any!)[/b ] Not really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #130 February 21, 2009 Quote (In case that makes you feel any better about not getting any!)[/b ] Not really. Awwww... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #131 February 28, 2009 Quote I got one! Finally, after two years and 5 weeks. Yay!!! Poor boy prolly didn't know what hit 'em... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #132 February 28, 2009 Quote think 2 in 2 certain areas. edit to add: I got it wrong I had always heard something different than what i just read here. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=7+the+hard+way&r=f Once could go higher than 7... Blind with fake removable or no eyes: 9 Nose: 11 Tracheotomy: 12 Colostomy: 13 Bakers dozen the hard way... Can anyone think of any more? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #133 February 28, 2009 Quote So a bit of girly fun seemed like a good idea at the time!! Actually I still think it was a good idea, but I'm not gay, That depends... Was a strapon involved and were ya pictching or catching? Or were you just scissoring... http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/collections/south_park:_this_week/104423Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #134 February 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I may be the only girl on this entire site that's at 0 for the year. Nope I'm still at a big fat 0 too... Me too...so no worries. Your birthday is coming up though... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #135 February 28, 2009 Yes...yes it is. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #136 February 28, 2009 I am at a big, fat, nasty 0 for 2009, BUT, I am looking to change that. Hopefully after tomorrow, I can happily change the number to 1... or 2... or 4... or 73... And, the man has handcuffs!! Mmm... Cop!! And, this will be the first "date" I've been on in a LONG time. The last "date" was with a very handsome man who drove in icy conditions to come take me to dinner, build me a fire and keep me warm for the night. Too bad he lives a few hours away. I guess I'll have to settle for the cop. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #137 February 28, 2009 Handcuffs? They're OK, but I personally find rope more aesthetic. Oh, I have the same score I did last year. Goose egg. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #138 February 28, 2009 I recently heard a girl bragging about being dressed in a catholic school girl outfit, handcuffed, and fun in the back of the police car as well as on the hood and trunk. Just givin ya some ideas... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #139 February 28, 2009 A lot of big fat zeros for my single friends. Sorry, everyone. I'm not going to say any numbers, but I'm now really, really glad to be married, and I recommend it to anyone who finds the right person. May 2009 be much more erotically satisfying than 2008 for all of you. Hey girls, give ugly guys a chance. It worked for Vskydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #140 February 28, 2009 Quote A lot of big fat zeros for my single friends. Sorry, everyone. I'm not going to say any numbers, but I'm now really, really glad to be married, and I recommend it to anyone who finds the right person. May 2009 be much more erotically satisfying than 2008 for all of you. Hey girls, give ugly guys a chance. It worked for Vskydiver. Looking out for us overweight ugly guys, eh? Much appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #141 February 28, 2009 I have dated all types from ugly as you put it to younger,older,shorter,taller, the jock, to the tall geek, and let me tell you... I'm still single and still holding strong at the 0 for the year. I must really look like Orca's shorter, fatter twin sister if I can't get me an ugle guy.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #142 February 28, 2009 Quote I guess I'll have to settle for the cop. Been there, done that. Married it, now single. Don't forget they have the leather keeper thingys for their gunbelt, too. And depending of what type of uniform they wear.... those lanyard thingys that go over their shoulders and across their chests. They come in handy if you use your imagination... And make sure if you get handcuffed.... make sure there's an extra key in the house, physically see it and make sure it works before you get locked up... because it is very embarassing to have to go back to the station after your shift and get a spare handcuff key from your future father in law... so I hear... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #143 February 28, 2009 Quote because it is very embarassing to have to go back to the station after your shift and get a spare handcuff key from your future father in law... so I hear... Mwaaa haa haaaa!!! Ohh.. the *shame*!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
