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A coupon book for "1 free ass kicking" or "1 free sensory deprivation and ball squashing"

Or you could always get them liquor. Works for most of my alcoholic friends.

Girls= wine
Guys= steaks
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
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A coupon book for "1 free ass kicking" or "1 free sensory deprivation and ball squashing"

Or you could always get them liquor. Works for most of my alcoholic friends.

Girls= wine and a BOB
Guys= steak and a BJ



Fixed it for you. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Geeze as people get older- I have no freaking clue what to get them.

Any ideas?

This works for both male/female.



Alcohol lots of Alcohol!!!!! both men and women like it (for the most part) and they will drink it.

Since it is Hans' b-day get him a case of Heineken!!! He will be happy. :P
LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

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Gift certificates for a favorite spa or salon are always nice!!



Gift certificates to the Bunny Ranch are always welcome!:)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Gift certificates to a store they like.




Yeah, but these days you never know when a store is going to close before you get a chance to use the certificate. I lost out on a restaurant card that way.

I'm with John, time with friends/family is better than anything. Just bring a nice bottle of wine and share it with me, I'm good. B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about sex toys! Where's my mind? >:(




mee too :$


CReW Skies,
bubbles
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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As I get older, I find I have everything that I need. Just show up to my damn birthday party, bring me a card that jokes about me being an old fart, and help me blow out the candles and drink my beer. That's all I want for my birthday.B|



I like this attitude. :)
I don't see the reason in getting somebody just "something" just to say I did nor want it in return. :S

Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it.



doggie toys

This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today.


A sex toy for your dog (I think).

It is under a link for
Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products >

Sports and Entertainment ?

I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog.

On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one.
:D (Or they won't mention it.)

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Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it.



doggie toys

This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today.


A sex toy for your dog (I think).

It is under a link for
Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products >

Sports and Entertainment ?

I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog.

On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one.
:D (Or they won't mention it.)


You're shitting me not??????

WTF has the world come to?
That's just plain SICK.... I'm fairly tolerant but that??? >:(:S
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it.



doggie toys

This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today.


A sex toy for your dog (I think).

It is under a link for
Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products >

Sports and Entertainment ?

I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog.

On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one.
:D (Or they won't mention it.)


You're shitting me not??????

WTF has the world come to?
That's just plain SICK.... I'm fairly tolerant but that??? >:(:S


I know!!! I mean, I could understand a sex sheep, but this is just disgusting!!!:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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doggie toys

This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today.


Anybody know when voodews birthday is? :S

A sex toy for your dog (I think).

It is under a link for
Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products >

Sports and Entertainment ?

I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog.

On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one.
:D (Or they won't mention it.)

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