banesanura 1 #1 February 27, 2009 Geeze as people get older- I have no freaking clue what to get them. Any ideas? This works for both male/female.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #2 February 27, 2009 A coupon book for "1 free ass kicking" or "1 free sensory deprivation and ball squashing" Or you could always get them liquor. Works for most of my alcoholic friends. Girls= wine Guys= steaksI have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3 February 27, 2009 Depends on their age.Alcohol,jump tickets,walkers -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 February 27, 2009 Quote A coupon book for "1 free ass kicking" or "1 free sensory deprivation and ball squashing" Or you could always get them liquor. Works for most of my alcoholic friends. Girls= wine and a BOB Guys= steak and a BJ Fixed it for you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 February 27, 2009 give 'em a blowjob, i know that would work with me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 February 28, 2009 Gift certificate to a nice restaurant. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radiance 0 #7 February 28, 2009 I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about sex toys! Where's my mind? We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes. -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 February 28, 2009 Well since you missed my bday you can just tie a bow around yourself and wait for me in my bed Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #9 February 28, 2009 Gift certificates to a store they like. I know it's a bit like taking the easy way out, but it's actually what I asked for. I'd rather go shopping and buy something I know I want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 February 28, 2009 Gift certificates for a favorite spa or salon are always nice!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #11 February 28, 2009 Quote Geeze as people get older- I have no freaking clue what to get them. Any ideas? This works for both male/female. Alcohol lots of Alcohol!!!!! both men and women like it (for the most part) and they will drink it. Since it is Hans' b-day get him a case of Heineken!!! He will be happy. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #12 February 28, 2009 Quote Gift certificates for a favorite spa or salon are always nice!! Gift certificates to the Bunny Ranch are always welcome!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #13 February 28, 2009 Books are always good. I'd suggest something by TWO KNOTTY BOYS. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 February 28, 2009 As I get older, I find I have everything that I need. Just show up to my damn birthday party, bring me a card that jokes about me being an old fart, and help me blow out the candles and drink my beer. That's all I want for my birthday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #15 February 28, 2009 Quote Gift certificates to a store they like. Yeah, but these days you never know when a store is going to close before you get a chance to use the certificate. I lost out on a restaurant card that way. I'm with John, time with friends/family is better than anything. Just bring a nice bottle of wine and share it with me, I'm good. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #16 February 28, 2009 Jerry Garcia (brand) ties. Nobody has enough of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #17 February 28, 2009 Quote Jerry Garcia (brand) ties. Nobody has enough of those. Hans doesn't wear ties. He's a dzo. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 February 28, 2009 Jonas Brothers CD1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #19 February 28, 2009 Quote I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about sex toys! Where's my mind? mee too CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 March 3, 2009 Quote As I get older, I find I have everything that I need. Just show up to my damn birthday party, bring me a card that jokes about me being an old fart, and help me blow out the candles and drink my beer. That's all I want for my birthday. I like this attitude. I don't see the reason in getting somebody just "something" just to say I did nor want it in return. Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 March 3, 2009 Quote Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it. doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 March 3, 2009 I certainly hope that's for dogs... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #23 March 3, 2009 Quote Quote Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it. doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) You're shitting me not?????? WTF has the world come to? That's just plain SICK.... I'm fairly tolerant but that??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 March 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it. doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) You're shitting me not?????? WTF has the world come to? That's just plain SICK.... I'm fairly tolerant but that??? I know!!! I mean, I could understand a sex sheep, but this is just disgusting!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
docdialtone 0 #25 March 3, 2009 [ doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. Anybody know when voodews birthday is? A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites