1969912 0 #1 March 14, 2009 ... using Noxema as a lube? Don't! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 March 14, 2009 You're joking, right??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 March 14, 2009 Quote You're joking, right??? "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things" So don't try it. Trust me "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #4 March 14, 2009 Quote You're joking, right??? I never had pimples on my head! Noxema seems to work for us !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #5 March 14, 2009 well then step AWAY from the Lost in Space pictures......Noxema???? YIKES!!!!! don't you know it has that yucky aroma to it.... JUST in order to discourage such silliness... after That sorta trauma, better just hope everything still WORKS ok..... jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 March 14, 2009 Quote... using Noxema as a lube? Don't! Did you grab the wrong jar, or did you use it on purpose?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #7 March 14, 2009 Ha. I had a session this past week and the stupid ass dungeon didn't have lube. I pulled out A&D ointment and considered using it for some anal training. Then I came to my senses and left the guy on the bondage table for a minute while I ran to my car to get lube. I could tell he was a bit nervous, I could have totally left him there hahaha! Thank god I keep bottles of lube in my car.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #8 March 14, 2009 Quote Quote ... using Noxema as a lube? Don't! Did you grab the wrong jar, or did you use it on purpose? I was very young and didn't know. Ouch! And posting while drunk. Ouch again "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 March 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ... using Noxema as a lube? Don't! Did you grab the wrong jar, or did you use it on purpose? I was very young and didn't know. Ouch! And posting while drunk. Ouch again Were you drunk at the time when using noxema? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #10 March 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote ... using Noxema as a lube? Don't! Did you grab the wrong jar, or did you use it on purpose? I was very young and didn't know. Ouch! And posting while drunk. Ouch again Were you drunk at the time when using noxema? No. In retrospect, might have been a good idea though. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #11 March 15, 2009 why would you use lube while whacking off? that just makes the mess a lot more difficult to clean up, and the last thing i want to do after whacking off is clean up a mess. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #12 March 15, 2009 Try Go Jo with Pumice.People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 March 15, 2009 Quote Try Go Jo with Pumice. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
