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Subtle Butt™ is a disposable gas neutralizer made of activated carbon fabric with an antimicrobial layer. Each 3.25-inch square shield is held onto the inside of underwear or pants with two self-adhesive strips. Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.

http://www.garmentguard.com/
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Each 3.25-inch square shield is held onto the inside of underwear or pants with two self-adhesive strips.



If you use the two self-adhesive strips to hold your
butt cheeks together, you solve the problem too.

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Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.



That is only a problem if the odor is offensive.

A better solution is to buy a box of those little
suppositories that handle the odor before it escapes.
They are inexpensive.

I am not sure of the number that come in a box of Tic-Tacs. ;)

"Ahhhh... minty. I just love when he passes gas..."
:)

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For the wooters out there, you can buy a bag o' crap...I mean a real bag of crap!!! I can't find the link and I think it might've been posted here before, but you buy a bag and get it shipped to a friend's house with a message. I think you can get elephant shit, gorilla shit, and some others!!
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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