DFWAJG 4 #1 March 30, 2009 So guys, do you really want to know how to please a woman? This thread is for the ladies to contribute what we wish more men would do for us (inspired partly by iluvtofly's thread). Personally, I like it when a main pays attention to my erogenous zones. When a man gently kisses the antecubital fossa (opposite side of the elbows) it makes me go wild. Although, that's not a major zone, listed are the 1.lips, 2.neck, 3.ears, 4. Breasts/nipples, 5. ankles, 6. anus and 7. Clitoris. Listen to what Monica has to say about this. She is dead on!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QB0tuj6OE&NR=1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 March 30, 2009 dead on on all the spots.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 March 30, 2009 QuoteSo guys, do you really want to know how to please a woman? This thread is for the ladies to contribute what we wish more men would do for us (inspired partly by iluvtofly's thread). Personally, I like it when a main pays attention to my erogenous zones. When a man gently kisses the antecubital fossa (opposite side of the elbows) it makes me go wild. Although, that's not a major zone, listed are the 1.lips, 2.neck, 3.ears, 4. Breasts/nipples, 5. ankles, 6. anus and 7. Clitoris. Listen to what Monica has to say about this. She is dead on!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QB0tuj6OE&NR=1 Cyndi did come up with a great thread, didn't she? [Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #4 March 30, 2009 Monica hit the nail on the head. (Or on the 7). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #5 March 30, 2009 QuoteSo guys, do you really want to know how to please a woman? This thread is for the ladies to contribute what we wish more men would do for us (inspired partly by iluvtofly's thread). Personally, I like it when a main pays attention to my erogenous zones. When a man gently kisses the antecubital fossa (opposite side of the elbows) it makes me go wild. Although, that's not a major zone, listed are the 1.lips, 2.neck, 3.ears, 4. Breasts/nipples, 5. ankles, 6. anus and 7. Clitoris. Listen to what Monica has to say about this. She is dead on!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QB0tuj6OE&NR=1 IF YOUR MAIN IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR EROGENOUS ZONES I'D CHOP IT!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 March 30, 2009 The mind is the largest erogenous zone. You also left out the wrists.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 March 30, 2009 Quote The mind is the largest erogenous zone. You also left out the wrists. Ohh, just suck my toes then get on with it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #8 March 30, 2009 Quote Quote So guys, do you really want to know how to please a woman? This thread is for the ladies to contribute what we wish more men would do for us (inspired partly by iluvtofly's thread). Personally, I like it when a main pays attention to my erogenous zones. When a man gently kisses the antecubital fossa (opposite side of the elbows) it makes me go wild. Although, that's not a major zone, listed are the 1.lips, 2.neck, 3.ears, 4. Breasts/nipples, 5. ankles, 6. anus and 7. Clitoris. Listen to what Monica has to say about this. She is dead on!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QB0tuj6OE&NR=1 IF YOUR MAIN IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR EROGENOUS ZONES I'D CHOP IT! Perhaps that is why British men have the reputation that they have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 March 30, 2009 QuoteThe mind is the largest erogenous zone. You also left out the wrists. As I was just telling another friend, you have to get the basics first, then explore the other areas later. If I told you all of the zones, guys would get overwhelmed. Most guys are like our friend Chandler, they don't know about the basic seven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 March 30, 2009 Oh, just wave your wrist in my face when you're wearing a chunky metal watch and boardshorts. We're good. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #11 March 30, 2009 The Friends clip just made my Monday... it's been awhile since I'd seen that... fabulous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #12 March 30, 2009 what reputation is that?Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #13 March 30, 2009 I thought this thread was about opening doors and reaching for the dinner check.That was a funny Friends episode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 March 30, 2009 QuoteIF YOUR MAIN IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR EROGENOUS ZONES I'D CHOP IT! I'm confused. Are you saying that if a man is paying attention it's best to break up with him? Is that what you mean by 'chop it'? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #15 March 31, 2009 no. oh golly. it wasn't very funny it was just she said 'main' instead of man. i imagined a mal, play on words sort of thing. i'll get my coat..Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 173 #16 March 31, 2009 Hmmm, interesting. I thought the move all women loved was a good porn DVD, a can of PBR and a bag of Doritos, with me sleeping in the wet spot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 March 31, 2009 Quote 5. ankles Helping them try on shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 March 31, 2009 the hot tub is the most erogenous zone in my house Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 March 31, 2009 Quote Hmmm, interesting. I thought the move all women men loved was a good porn DVD, a can of PBR and a bag of Doritos, with me the woman sleeping in the wet spot... Fixed it for you... cause you know that's what you meant! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 173 #20 March 31, 2009 Nope, most men use chloroform for their favorite moves... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 March 31, 2009 Quote the hot tub is the most erogenous zone in my house Jacuzzis are very, ummm, relaxing too. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #22 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote the hot tub is the most erogenous zone in my house Jacuzzis are very, ummm, relaxing too. And Naughty Thoughts Week keeps going strong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #23 March 31, 2009 >And Naughty Thoughts Week keeps going strong Yeah i don't know what is it is about this forum...No such thing as a "personal" life for any of us Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote the hot tub is the most erogenous zone in my house Jacuzzis are very, ummm, relaxing too. And Naughty Thoughts Week keeps going strong. Hey! No ball busting! It's been a couple of weeks and I'm cranky! Hence, the VERY naughty thoughts! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 March 31, 2009 Quote i imagined a mal, play on words sort of thing. i'll get my coat.. Haha, now that you point out the typo of "main" instead of "man" it is funny!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
