Darktreader 0 #1 April 1, 2009 How bad to I feel ....after 45 min of filling out the stupid loong ass profile full of very personal questions...this was my end response. How bad could I be that an entire dating site rejected me! ouch Unable To Match You At This Time eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process. We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match. Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time. You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 April 1, 2009 Didn't you see on the news yesterday, there is a new sight for people like you that eharmony made. Wait, you could kick my ass. Just kidding Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 April 1, 2009 Quote How bad to I feel ....after 45 min of filling out the stupid loong ass profile full of very personal questions...this was my end response. How bad could I be that an entire dating site rejected me! ouchUnable To Match You At This Time eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process. We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match. Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time. You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here. Dude . . . sorry . . . that's like being Billy or Divot or something . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 April 1, 2009 Ouch.. That is Harsh. Quote ur matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. You mean that they did not have a "Women of questionable Morals and very low standards" section? What the hell kinda dating site is that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #5 April 1, 2009 Quote Hand over your man card www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Hand over your man card Compassion is not a man card offense . . . ESPECIALLY when there is THAT much sarcasm behind it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #7 April 1, 2009 Quote Ouch.. That is Harsh. Quote ur matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. You mean that they did not have a "Women of questionable Morals and very low standards" section? What the hell kinda dating site is that?? Check out www.plentyoffish.com Plenty of women of questionable morals and very low standards. Best part is its totally free. Be sure to share the horror stories after you go on a couple of datesHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #8 April 1, 2009 to add insult to injury I just looked up how many registered members they have, seeing as they would not let me be a member...yeah over 20 million. and almost 60 % women according to thier statistics. So I just got rejected by around 12 million women at once. I need a hug! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 April 1, 2009 awwww you poor lil fucker! ((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))) g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #10 April 1, 2009 There's always Adult Friend Finder.com and Fling.com. For a nominal fee of course.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #11 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Hand over your man card Compassion is not a man card offense . . . ESPECIALLY when there is THAT much sarcasm behind it. It wasn't the compassion...it was specifically the "" but in this case I'll let you go with a warning due to your shot at Billy and divot. But in all honesty...you have to wonder about software that can't match the op with at least 1 of the 12 million female members. Also if you think about it....they match each person with 1 other person so 12 million women for 8 million men seems a bit off or there is some damn lucky (or unlucky) men subscribing to that site.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hand over your man card Compassion is not a man card offense . . . ESPECIALLY when there is THAT much sarcasm behind it. It wasn't the compassion...it was specifically the "" but in this case I'll let you go with a warning due to your shot at Billy and divot. But in all honesty...you have to wonder about software that can't match the op with at least 1 of the 12 million female members. Also if you think about it....they match each person with 1 other person so 12 million women for 8 million men seems a bit off or there is some damn lucky (or unlucky) men subscribing to that site. I dunno - have you ever met DT?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #13 April 1, 2009 wow, talk about salt in the wound"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 April 1, 2009 Quote wow, talk about salt in the wound It's easier to kick a guy when he's down - don't have to lift your leg so high and you can get a running start.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 April 1, 2009 QuoteQuote Dude . . . sorry . . . that's like being Billy or Divot or something . . . Wha?? Billy or Divot? You mean the two guys with an average 9 years of successful marriage each? [Tongue] We didn't need no stinkin' match finder site to help us either. Come on, the guy's a Wright, he's anything but right. [Laugh]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 April 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuote Dude . . . sorry . . . that's like being Billy or Divot or something . . . Wha?? Billy or Divot? You mean the two guys with an average 9 years of successful marriage each? [Tongue] We didn't need no stinkin' match finder site to help us either. Come on, the guy's a Wright, he's anything but right. [Laugh] Don't you be insultin' the Wing Men!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #17 April 1, 2009 You are aware that you are supposed to lie right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 April 1, 2009 QuoteYou are aware that you are supposed to lie right? I don't need to lie. Why would I lie? I am as truthful as I can be.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #19 April 1, 2009 don't worry, there's plenty more fish in the sea. well, actually there isn't that many more, there's probably a few women on the outskirts of chernobyl that'll take you on. and hey, some of those babes glow in the dark, mind you some of them have fifteen arses as well.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 April 1, 2009 Could have been worse mate - you could have been matched to a right minger or........... a geezer (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #21 April 1, 2009 or Chris Evans, then it'd be BOTHDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #22 April 1, 2009 awhhh, there, there, my dark friend !!hugs!!! so.... my massage therapist thinks your hot (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 April 1, 2009 Log back on and specify "Bi". It ups your chances of success, but it could be pretty crushing to get rejected by both sexes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #24 April 1, 2009 Quote so.... my massage therapist thinks your hot You tell him that he is not interested now.... he's dealing will failure!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 April 1, 2009 Whatever happend to good 'ol Match.com??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
