livendive 8 #676 November 29, 2006 QuoteUm.... anyone else questioning Dave's logic right about now??? It had the word "sucks" in the title, at the top of the page! I also opened the "if you ever have a sore throat, try this" thread before finding the hair-drying "blowjob" thread at the very bottom of the page. Next time, maybe don't bring your vagina into the men's forum and pretend to know something of logic. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #677 November 29, 2006 I have temporarily banned her vagina from this fine forum! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #678 November 29, 2006 Quote "if you ever have a sore throat, try this" must remember that line next time I meet a pretty girl who's feeling a little hoarse but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #679 November 29, 2006 Quote I have temporarily banned her vagina from this fine forum! You cant ban her, you have no authority Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #680 November 29, 2006 I'll have you both know my vagina is very logical. I bet she is much more logical than either of your penises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #681 November 29, 2006 QuoteQuote "if you ever have a sore throat, try this" must remember that line next time I meet a pretty girl who's feeling a little hoarse horse Fixed it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #682 November 29, 2006 QuoteI'll have you both know my vagina is very logical. I bet she is much more logical than either of your penises. All 5 of my penises would slap your lone vagina into logical submission, so there you have it! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #683 November 29, 2006 We all know a penis is never logical.. I am however intrigued by the idea of a logical vagina.. pray do tell more! but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #684 November 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote "if you ever have a sore throat, try this" must remember that line next time I meet a pretty girl who's feeling a little hoarse horse Fixed it. Ugh beastiality? Why on earth would she wanna feel a little horse? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #685 November 29, 2006 QuoteWe all know a penis is never logical.. WTF????? Who the hell are you? Some fucking chick pretending to have balls? Go play in the Romance And Advice Forum. And get us sammiches while you're at it! Damm Skirts.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #686 November 29, 2006 Frenchy's a freaky fruity five penised Frenchman!! HA!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #687 November 29, 2006 QuoteI'll have you both know my vagina is very logical. I bet she is much more logical than either of your penises. Your illogical argument has made my point for me. You refer to something that bleeds for a week straight and lives as a separate, female entity. Sorry, but the logic trait is triggered by the presence of a Y chromosome. A person with a vagina can only demonstrate logic if someone with a penis uses it to occupy said orifice, thereby sharing the trait. At such times, only the man should be posting to this forum, and only to tell the rest of us how charitable he's being by sharing with the needy. QED Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #688 November 29, 2006 Whatevah..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #689 November 29, 2006 I'm scared to tell you to leave. I've seen your gun. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #690 November 29, 2006 Nope, thats defintely an illogical penis and two big cojones between my legs. Just a remark based upon the fact that what it tells me to do is rarely logical, more base instinct driven. Oh, the trouble it can get you into seems pretty common among men. Why, is your penis logical sir? Are you in a bad mood, or is it just that time of the month And get your own sammiches but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #691 November 29, 2006 OMG, I wish Remi was still green and you asked him that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #692 November 29, 2006 QuoteOMG, I wish Remi was still green and you asked him that... You! Get your ass over the kitchen and make them dem damm sammiches!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #693 November 29, 2006 I'm sure he'll take it like a man.. edited to add, as remster replied first: see?! but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #694 November 30, 2006 You want to eat my cooking???? BRAVE boy!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #695 November 30, 2006 You call makin a Sammich Cooking?? No wonder you are single. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #696 November 30, 2006 QuoteYou call makin a Sammich Cooking?? No wonder you are single. HEY, don't knock it.... you may never get it!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #697 November 30, 2006 Just what we need in here.. another half pint Split-Tail spouting off. Hey.. Why dont you go get a Beer for us while we wait on those sammiches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #698 November 30, 2006 I'll show you beer next Friday BUB!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #699 November 30, 2006 I like making my men do all my cooking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #700 November 30, 2006 It best be COLD and Open when you hand it too me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
