blueskyserenity 0 #1 April 15, 2009 I just drove past a church and the sign outside read "The best position is on your knees" Can you believe that was on their sign????? Or am I the weird one... Yup...Definitely going to hell...I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 April 15, 2009 Well, it's true.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 April 15, 2009 Is that another way of saying "Face Down, Ass Up??". If so, I wanna meet some women from that church!! (OH.. And yes, You are a weird one. That is what I like most about you.. Well Maybe not "Most" but you get the idea.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #4 April 15, 2009 Quote I just drove past a church and the sign outside read "The best position is on your knees" Can you believe that was on their sign????? Or am I the weird one... Yup...Definitely going to hell... I would have spit my drink out if I was drinking......lol----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 April 15, 2009 Quote I just drove past a church and the sign outside read "The best position is on your knees" Can you believe that was on their sign????? Or am I the weird one... Yup...Definitely going to hell... Was that a Catholic church??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #6 April 15, 2009 Was that a Catholic church??? Yeah, it was, and in front of the Sunday School! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #7 April 15, 2009 Now that is WAAAAYYYY too funny -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 April 15, 2009 Quote Or am I the weird one... Yes, you're weird, you're the only girl I know who plays with bugs all day! But you're so cute, we can't help but love you and your weirdness! Oh,and I would have thought the same thing!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #9 April 15, 2009 Hehehehe! I did spit my drink out Brandy! I was just so shocked that a church of all places would be that openly perverted and then I realized what they were actually talking about... Seriously, if you could have seen my thought process...my brain was spinning!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 April 15, 2009 I think I am in loveDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 April 15, 2009 What would have been even funnier is if a couple actually posed in front of that sign doing the dirty deed for a picture. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #12 April 15, 2009 Billy, youre definitely going to hell for that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 15, 2009 Quote Billy, youre definitely going to hell for that one! Honey, I was well on my way to hell years ago. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #14 April 15, 2009 You'll never get there. The devil hates competition! To the OP - you're not weird. If you've seen the last few weeks on dizzycom you'd know you're perfectly normal A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #15 April 15, 2009 http://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2008/09/27/blasphemy-motivator/ just for you billy"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #16 April 15, 2009 Yeah, there has definitely been quite a bit of sex talk on here lately. Freaking skydiving perverts! I'm all angel though... I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 April 15, 2009 Quote http://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2008/09/27/blasphemy-motivator/ just for you billy Already posted in my sick and twisted thread. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 April 15, 2009 QuoteOh,and I would have thought the same thing! I guess I'd better pick a different moral compass thenYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #19 April 15, 2009 Quote Quote http://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2008/09/27/blasphemy-motivator/ just for you billy Already posted in my sick and twisted thread. still funny"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #20 April 15, 2009 The doesn't quite fit the thread topic you chose.. [Hamlet] Get thee to a nunnery![/Hamlet] A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 April 15, 2009 QuoteWas that a Catholic church??? Yeah, it was, and in front of the Sunday School! I was thinking more of the Alter Boy training school Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 April 15, 2009 Was there a big light above this sign? Were any campers parked near by? edit cuz not many are in the loop. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 April 16, 2009 I feel sorry for the non perv people that don't realize how funny that is. Or the person that put it did. The followers would think one thing, but the pervs would think another. In both cases attention would be paid to the sign. No such thing as bad press. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #24 April 16, 2009 Quote Yup...Definitely going to hell... Save me a seat. I definitely want to hang out with the hot chicks in hell. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
