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Marry her.

If I'm never gonna get laid again, I might as well make it official.

Then I'd probably have an affair with a hollowed out mango.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Marry her.

If I'm never gonna get laid again, I might as well make it official.

Then I'd probably have an affair with a hollowed out mango.



:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

That was a good one. :P

And you're correct. ;)




Hey now...Maui is an island, nothing in the thread title about it being deserted!

And I think the hooker to mango ratio in Hawaii is about 1:1~:ph34r:










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Marry her.

If I'm never gonna get laid again, I might as well make it official.

Then I'd probably have an affair with a hollowed out mango.



:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

That was a good one. :P

And you're correct. ;)




Hey now...Maui is an island, nothing in the thread title about it being deserted!

And I think the hooker to mango ratio in Hawaii is about 1:1~:ph34r:



...Then we'd get wrecked on rum and go out hunting for BOTH. :ph34r:
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Marry her.

If I'm never gonna get laid again, I might as well make it official.

Then I'd probably have an affair with a hollowed out mango.



:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

That was a good one. :P

And you're correct. ;)




Hey now...Maui is an island, nothing in the thread title about it being deserted!

And I think the hooker to mango ratio in Hawaii is about 1:1~:ph34r:



...Then we'd get wrecked on rum and go out hunting for BOTH. :ph34r:


Sit back, drinking Rum watching the hunt while laughing hysterically. ;);)

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Educate his young mind on the difference between pursuing the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using my mango juice burns as an example.








................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him. ;):P

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
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Educate his young mind on the difference between the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using the wisdom that accompanies my mango juice burns.








................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him.



So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind.

Should I be >:( or :$.

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Educate his young mind on the difference between the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using the wisdom that accompanies my mango juice burns.








................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him.



So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind.

Should I be >:( or :$.


Well, you're not the tease that gave me mango burns are you?!!
Smileys inserted in previous post.
Jeezz, so SENSITIVE!
See Teigen? They're ALL wrong part of the time.:ph34r:
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Educate his young mind on the difference between the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using the wisdom that accompanies my mango juice burns.








................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him.



So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind.

Should I be >:( or :$.


Well, you're not the tease that gave me mango burns are you?!!
Smileys inserted in previous post.
Jeezz, so SENSITIVE!
See Teigen? They're ALL wrong part of the time.:ph34r:


Show him the true meaning of sensitivity. :P

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Educate his young mind on the difference between the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using the wisdom that accompanies my mango juice burns.











................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him.



So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind.

Should I be >:( or :$.


Well, you're not the tease that gave me mango burns are you?!!
Smileys inserted in previous post.
Jeezz, so SENSITIVE!
See Teigen? They're ALL wrong part of the time.:ph34r:


make him a new and improved shorter in length kilt of course:)........;)
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Gather exotic fruits that would mix with Tuaca.



And pretend not to notice where she was looking while I climbed the trees in a kilt.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Gather exotic fruits that would mix with Tuaca.



And pretend not to notice where she was looking while I climbed the trees.




:):$
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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I think I'm going to retire from the '3 Smutsketeers'. I'm exhausted from the fuckery. ;)



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HEY wait! I just ordered 16 cases of pineapple Juice, and 100 cans of sliced pineapple for our trip to this freakin' deserted island, you can't back out NOW!



Just did. :P

And you can just ship the pineapple juice to my house since I drink it every morning... :)


I'll deliver it.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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(Way to backtime the thread, dude! :S)


Find the nearest Hedo Resort and plan that damned boogie he got me all excited about two freakin' years ago.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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(Way to backtime the thread, dude! :S)


Find the nearest Hedo Resort and plan that damned boogie he got me all excited about two freakin' years ago.



THAT would be the shit!:D

I wish that could have made - I just couldn't get anyone to help with logistics, and didn't have the experiance or the time to learn what I needed to know.[:/]

Tap that keg of home brew . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Play music till my fingers bled, (backwards though, I'm a leftyB|)



That would be a cool video - if done right - like playing in a mirror.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The guys I play with are righties, we've done some cool harmony lines facing off. Kindof surreal.B|

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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