I will jump out of a plane, but I will not....

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scuba dive......

Well thats a good thing.. I used to dive a lot.. but up here its a freakin challenge... BAD currents..... COOOOOOOOOLD water... usually sucky visibility.. and WAY too much gear.

My idea of good diving suit is a bathing suit.... covered with a tshirt to prevent straps from chaffing shoulders... emergency flotation.... and the normal fins...mask snorkle and a very simple tank/really good regulator...any more than that to protect aginst the cold... etc... I dont need to be diving there.

Yeah...and ya don't need a chainsaw to get through kelp!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[npgraphicdesign 2]

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Ohhhh..... I'm making a list!

A few things I won't do:
1. Unsafe sex.
2. Have kids.
3. Ride motorcycles.
4. Fuck around with guns.
5. Tell my secrets.

I know there's more but I can't think of everything right now...

Unsafe sex....is that having sex while freefalling at 120+mph and forgetting where the handles are?

[BillyVance 34]

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If you're gonna say stuff like that, it's my constitutional duty to take it out of context.

Dude, when it comes to doing that, ain't nobody better than you.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[DJL 232]

I won't do THAT. Just like Meatloaf.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Hookers.

[NovaTTT 1]

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I would NEVER make sweet love to Rosie O'Donnell

But you'd donkey fuck her?

"Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73

[hookitt 0]

Let's see.

Most of these would seem obvious but you simply don't know.

I will not swim with the seals at seal island.

I won't skydive without a parachute.

I will not basejump without a parachute.

I won't wrap my fists with resin covered cloth, dip them in crushed glass and have a fist fight.

I will not piss off Chuck Norris.

I will not swim with the polar bears at the zoo.

I won't pester the tigers

I will not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

There is much I won't do out of circumstance rather than desire so I won't list them. An example of that would be ==> This person (potentially not safe for work)


That is a short list ...

I can think of many things I won't do just because it will never happen.

If I'm physically capable, I'll try most things if it's not simply stupid to try it. Stupid is subjective on somethings but lets just say, skydiving isn't exactly hard to do, the thought of it is just scary to most folks.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[theonlyski 3]

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I will not piss off Chuck Norris.

Pussy...

Funny story about how Chuck Norris got a black eye from a sniper rifle.

Wonder if I can find that pic from last deployment.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[Darktreader 0]

I will not do "two guys one cup!" nor two girls one cup
for that matter.

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

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I will not do "two guys one cup!"

So, that's a strictly solo activity for you? Didn't need to know that one, hoss.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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***It's almost as if you're living inside my skull.

John Wright

World's most beloved skydiver

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But you'd donkey fuck her?

***It's almost as if you're living inside my skull.

Is this exchange disturbing to anyone else?

[hookitt 0]

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But you'd donkey fuck her?

***It's almost as if you're living inside my skull.

Is this exchange disturbing to anyone else?

No, It's pure brilliance

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[Darktreader 0]

I dont share my cup.... thats just gross thinking about it

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[jshaver123 0]

Ding ding dint we have a winner

have no kids thats what im talking about....
or vote for sarah palin EVER

[IEJuggalo 0]

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Ohhhh..... I'm making a list!

A few things I won't do:
1. Unsafe sex.
2. Have kids.
3. Ride motorcycles.
4. Fuck around with guns.
5. Tell my secrets.

I know there's more but I can't think of everything right now...

...you are NOT a skydiver! lol I would NEVER ride a BULL. FUCK that!

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Ohhhh..... I'm making a list!

A few things I won't do:
1. Unsafe sex.
2. Have kids.
3. Ride motorcycles.
4. Fuck around with guns.
5. Tell my secrets.

I know there's more but I can't think of everything right now...

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...you are NOT a skydiver! lol I would NEVER ride a BULL. FUCK that!

Pardon??? I have no idea what you're referring to.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[BikerBabe 0]

mountain bike.

This comes from a bad experience involving a hill, a bike, and a rock that i had when i was a child. I can't do it. downhill on a bike over rocks is beyond my limit of personal risk

eat raw oysters. i have a thing about food texture, and oysters just....don't.

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

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mountain bike.

This comes from a bad experience involving a hill, a bike, and a rock that i had when i was a child. I can't do it. downhill on a bike over rocks is beyond my limit of personal risk

eat raw oysters. i have a thing about food texture, and oysters just....don't.

C'mon! Oysters are the cheapest meal around!

You buy one, then you swallow it and swallow it and swallow it... (repeat)... and when you're full, you spit it out!








Just joking, I LOVE oysters! But I know quite a few people for whom which my solution would work

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
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[IEJuggalo 0]

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Pardon??? I have no idea what you're referring to.

...never mind, it was a joke. Every one of the skydivers I know do all of those excessively.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Pardon??? I have no idea what you're referring to.

...never mind, it was a joke. Every one of the skydivers I know do all of those excessively.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!

Right over my head.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 3]

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Pardon??? I have no idea what you're referring to.

...never mind, it was a joke. Every one of the skydivers I know do all of those excessively.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!

Right over my head.

Not the first time and wont be the last time

I dont know why I'm picking on you today... I really dont

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Pardon??? I have no idea what you're referring to.

...never mind, it was a joke. Every one of the skydivers I know do all of those excessively.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!

Right over my head.

Not the first time and wont be the last time

I dont know why I'm picking on you today... I really dont

I was going to call you out on picking on me but I figured you're having MREs for dinner, that's enough punishment.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 3]

But it was Beef Stew!!

As far as MREs go that was actually a decent one..


But I DID NOT eat the cheese and crackers. (shudders)

No candy in that one either. And Im not touching the dairyshake.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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What aren't you willing to do that may seem tame or not as risky in comparison to skydiving?

Well, let's see, I would never... wait, no, I already did that... I would never... oh shit, did that too. Well, for sure, I would never... umm, well I might for a couple of bucks.

Oh hell, let's face it, I'm an idiot... through it down in front of me and I'm there!!

To young to know better, too old to care!!

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."