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SudsyFist

For Dudes: Does kissing ass and bullshitting sensitivity online get you laid?

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I'm looking at a full rewrite of my marketing plan. Feedback is appreciated.



OMG can't breathe laughing too hard.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'm insulted that you don't want to know if it gets me laid :|




dont you worry, it will be ok. there there. :ph34r::D


and no. it dont. :|
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Truthfully, I would have to say "No". Women are alot more insightful than we, as men, traditionally give them credit for. I think you will find that even when you are convinced that she is "buying" your sensitivity line, she really isn't and playing into your act actually accomplishes her agenda (whatever that may be) as much as your own. I think your best bet is probably just to be who you are, that way they are not disappointed when they find out who you are not.

Besides, who wants to sleep with a girl you have to trick into it in the first place? ;)
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In order for this to work, you have to be a clever and brilliant bastard to everyone else in public, but show your soft side only to the babe of the moment.

Women are biologically programmed for attraction to alpha males, but they also want to be treated lovingly. It's impossible, of course, but the men who can fake it will have a line coming out the door, while the genuine nice guys have to wait until a woman has been kicked around often enough to say "enough."

Sorry. Didn't mean to bring a serious bitter note into your thread, Sudsy. :|

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Now you'll never get any, we know your game plan. :P :S

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OK here's a plan:

1. Identify dz.com females in your geographic area.

2. PM them all as often as you can - women LOVE attention.

3. Whenever possible, mention your large manhood, regardless of reality - this turns women on.

4. Research. Find out as much as you can about the objects of your desire - address, phone, work. Leave them little notes and gifts where they will find them, like on the car, the front door step, the window sill. This will show you're willing to put in time for them.

5. When you're ready, make your big move. Let yourself into her place, scatter rose petals, open the wine, light the candles, and wait for her to come home so you can introduce yourself. Women love romantic surprises.

With these fail-safe tactics, you should have yourself a lover in no time.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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