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Contacting an old girlfriend while married

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I wonder if the wife would be mad?

It was 2nd grade and I remember crying because I was going into 3rd grade and she was going to be in a different hall so i wouldnt see her until after school.

She ended up kissing Bobby Waltz anyways. He wore cowboy boots and all the girls liked him. That and he had a Fonzi lunchbox. Mrs. Moore always called on him first in class, too.

What a dick.

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Looking around is a slippery slope. If you are inclined to begin the descent, get out of the current relationship first. Just because you can put a whimsical spin on it doesn't mean you aren't looking around.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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The Banana Splits!! love them..forgot all about em till nowB|




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Care to explain wtf "The Banana Splits" is???
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Looking around is a slippery slope. If you are inclined to begin the descent, get out of the current relationship first. Just because you can put a whimsical spin on it doesn't mean you aren't looking around.



Where were you when my now ex-husband needed a "guidance counselor"? ;)

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She ended up kissing Bobby Waltz anyways. He wore had a Fonzi lunchbox.



What kind of lunch box did you have?


I was rocking the "Banana Splits!"


Well, that pretty much explains it then: the Fonz vs. the Banana Splits - no contest. It's clear which one is most cool and gets the girls - you lose. ;)

But do you really want the kind of girl who is attracted to someone because of a lunch box? Wouldn't you prefer someone who isn't so shallow, someone who can see beyond the lunch box and love you for your inner spirit?

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Ha! Walking in on my ex with lingerie on the bed and a naked man in the closet?

I have some hard earned and strong opinions on this subject.

Sorry about your ex. The biblical punishment was death. Sometimes I miss those days. :)
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Ha! Walking in on my ex with lingerie on the bed and a naked man in the closet?

I have some hard earned and strong opinions on this subject.

Sorry about your ex. The biblical punishment was death. Sometimes I miss those days. :)



Oh, don't get me started on the subject; I have been doing a (mostly) good job at restraining myself. I've earned my strong opinion's on the subject too [:/]...

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Looking around is a slippery slope. If you are inclined to begin the descent, get out of the current relationship first. Just because you can put a whimsical spin on it doesn't mean you aren't looking around.




Funny - I thought the same thing when I read just the title.. :S

Well put.

IMO, if you're thinking of something else, you need to figure out whether you still want what you've got before exploring something new..
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Ha! Walking in on my ex with lingerie on the bed and a naked man in the closet?

I have some hard earned and strong opinions on this subject.

Sorry about your ex. The biblical punishment was death. Sometimes I miss those days. :)



Recently I find myself thinking about converting to Islam... lol
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People, he's making a joke about being in touch with a girl he knew in elementary school. There are actually people who don't think of the opposite sex as just something to put your dick into.
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There are actually people who don't think of the opposite sex as just something to put your dick into.



Well, sure, but they're...gay![:/]
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There are actually people who don't think of the opposite sex as just something to put your dick into.



Well, sure, but they're...gay![:/]


That's not true... There's shopping, apple-tinnies, shoes shopping... Wait, you're right.
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