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I can't help but to notice that you seem to like stirring shit up.



Is that an ass licking joke, or do I just have a dirty mind? :ph34r:


Can't both be true?

Edit to add: Thanks for offering up another outstanding sig line! :D
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Wow...how fast did a thread about asses end up about me? This is wrong.



Ass licking I'll think you'll find.:)
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
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Damn you do have fat fingers! E is five inches from L.:P



wrong. i just laid my penis across my keyboard and it is clearly 8 inches between the e and l.


Yours is that wide too, huh?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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OK...


:)


I think Skymama is the "H" word....


:o:o


:D:D:D



Did you just call Skymama a Ho?:o

Dude . . . you are SO going to get banned - All I did was illude to the fact that she might be a bit rough around the edges and she banned me!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment.



The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! >:(
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment.



The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! >:(


But wonderbras help keep the illusion alive - well that and comments about having "skilz"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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WAIT!
Are we talking licking cheeks or are we talking about drilling for oil?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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We're talking NORMAL sized keyboards here, not the ones with the oversized buttons:S:D. Also, you're just guessing if you have to stretch it out twice to get 8:ph34r::P

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment.



The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! >:(


Skymama very funny today ... lots of little gems coming out of her keyboard :D:D:D.

I'm having a bad day ... I should have come here a little sooner - almost guaranteed I'll find something to smile (or smirk) about :P ...

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I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment.



The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! >:(


Skymama very funny today ... lot's of little gems coming out of her keyboard :D:D:D.

I'm having a bad day ... I should have come here a little sooner - almost guaranteed I'll find something to smile (or smirk) about :P ...

O


This one's for you then, Olympia!
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