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I will say it is entertaining at times:)


At times.

So I have to ask what brought this pole? It's an odd question.


I'm wondering if it was freudian that you typed "Pole" instead of "Poll" in an ass thread or if it was intentional.:o


:D:D:D:D

Im dying right now!! That is like the funniest thing I have read all year!!! Turtle.... Thank you for being you! :D:D:D
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Damn you do have fat fingers! E is five inches from L.:P



:D:D:D

ALMOST as entertaining as Turtle's remark! This thread is making my abs and my face-cheeks hurt from so much laughing! :D
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Damn you do have fat fingers! E is five inches from L.:P


No mate I'm the worlds worst speller. At home I use Firefox which has the auto spell check featuer which saves my ass but at work we use IE which does not. Also due to security the spell check feature on ths page does not work.
And as such I'm more prone to making spelling errors ie fat fingering here than I am at home.

Wow...how fast did a thread about asses end up about me? This is wrong.
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I tell you my solution for that... type all replies in MS Word. Then copy pasta it to the forum.

*no that is not a typo it is a meme


I usually do. It's funny when I write, paper and pen, I make fewer spelling errors. But when I type...wooh! I make some great ones!

I'm sorry but that is a meme?
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I have fat fingers :|
I ment to type POLL I'm very sorry.



Why are you apologising?

Could one illude that might have been something you didn't mean to make public?

Or was it simply a concession?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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You people are talking about grammar instead of licking ass. I've never been so disappointed in you all in all my years on the forums. If Bonfire is boring these days, you have no one to point fingers at other than yourselves. :P

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I have fat fingers :|
I ment to type POLL I'm very sorry.



Why are you apologising?

Could one illude that might have been something you didn't mean to make public?

Or was it simply a concession?

Mate I apologize, if I make a mistake I admit my mistake and I say sorry.
It's who I am and a bit of a defense mechanism.
Being the only “foreigner” kid in a shit hole upstate NY town teaches one to be friendly to all and to be quick to apologize.
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You people are talking about grammar instead of licking ass. I've never been so disappointed in you all in all my years on the forums. If Bonfire is boring these days, you have no one to point fingers at other than yourselves. :P



:D you tell them !!
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So how's your starfish?



Well, that's a first...no one has ever asked me about my starfish before! :o:$
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I have fat fingers :|
I ment to type POLL I'm very sorry.



Why are you apologising?

Could one illude that might have been something you didn't mean to make public?

Or was it simply a concession?

Mate I apologize, if I make a mistake I admit my mistake and I say sorry.
It's who I am and a bit of a defense mechanism.
Being the only “foreigner” kid in a shit hole upstate NY town teaches one to be friendly to all and to be quick to apologize.


Glad to see we're getting back on topic:P:P:P

Turtle may be your mate:P Butt :P some real guy's in NY or cyber space might be offended.>:(;)
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You people are talking about grammar instead of licking ass. I've never been so disappointed in you all in all my years on the forums. If Bonfire is boring these days, you have no one to point fingers at other than yourselves. :P



Well, since you bring it up - I mean the fingers portion of your post;), should we make guesses as to which answer you chose?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So, back to ass licking, it's kinda a "only directly after a shower thing." Nothing can ruin a mood faster than some funk! :P:oB|

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

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Wow...how fast did a thread about asses end up about me?



waiting patiently for inevitable witty comment>


Sorry - NoCanDo - just got off a Banning - Don't want to push TOO hard.:D

DAMMIT . . .

OK -

I'll just say that if the condom fits . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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So, back to ass licking, it's kinda a "only directly after a shower thing." Nothing can ruin a mood faster than some funk1 :oB|:P



I just totally got a dingleberry image in my head from that! :D Instead of ass licking, would that be ass chewing then? :S
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So, back to ass licking, it's kinda a "only directly after a shower thing." Nothing can ruin a mood faster than some funk1 :oB|:P



I just totally got a dingleberry image in my head from that! :D Instead of ass licking, would that be ass chewing then? :S


Hmmm Croutons in the Tossed Salad. NO Thank You.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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should we make guesses as to which answer you chose?



Sure, you can guess. It doesn't mean I'm going to tell you the answer though. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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should we make guesses as to which answer you chose?



Sure, you can guess. It doesn't mean I'm going to tell you the answer though. ;)


What difference does that make - We can imagine you giving a different answer every time, Your Hotness:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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You people are talking about grammar instead of licking ass. I've never been so disappointed in you all in all my years on the forums. If Bonfire is boring these days, you have no one to point fingers at other than yourselves. :P



Well, since you bring it up - I mean the fingers portion of your post;), should we make guesses as to which answer you chose?


I can't help but to notice that you seem to like stirring shit up.
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I can't help but to notice that you seem to like stirring shit up.



Is that an ass licking joke, or do I just have a dirty mind? :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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