BillyVance 34 #1 July 15, 2009 Caught her hiding by a corner post on my front porch. I named her Michelle... Now before anybody complains about me killing her, remember, I have two young girls that I don't want being put at risk around these little critters... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #2 July 15, 2009 Omg!!! Great photos of Michelle, Billy. RIP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 July 15, 2009 Thank you in advance for the nightmares that I will have tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 July 15, 2009 Quote Thank you in advance for the nightmares that I will have tonight. Just for you, baby! Sweet dreams! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5eTbXYtTf4 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 July 15, 2009 Nice photos. No comment on the end result. It's priority to keep your children safe. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #6 July 15, 2009 Not to overly alarm you, but consider that where there is one there are probably more. Consider chemical interdiction. Elvisio "interdicition?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #7 July 15, 2009 QuoteNot to overly alarm you, but consider that where there is one there are probably more. Consider chemical interdiction. Elvisio "interdicition?" Rodriguez agreed, where there is one there are more, time to start looking around, and they are real fast so don't play around pain at bite site, muscle cramps, severe abdominal pain - no funGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 July 15, 2009 Quote Quote Thank you in advance for the nightmares that I will have tonight. Just for you, baby! Sweet dreams! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5eTbXYtTf4 Gee thanks...what did I ever do to you to deserve that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #9 July 15, 2009 Pretty spider. Those beauties will mess you up. My co-worker was bit by one and you could see the next day a vane swollen in his arm then one near his heart. Pretty narly stuff Ill try and get some pics. Briles Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 July 15, 2009 Quote Not to overly alarm you, but consider that where there is one there are probably more. Consider chemical interdiction. Elvisio "interdicition?" Rodriguez When I was little, and saw the white, round cocoons the babies were in, I'd poke holes in it with a toothpick so I could watch the babies run out. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #11 July 15, 2009 Not sure where you live, but up here in the high desert, east of Los Angeles, we have those running all over. Now in general, I like nature to work its magic, you know, spiders are good. But I have two kids two, the four legged kind. So what we do up here is a sport, its called...."spider patrol." Heres how it works. About an hour or more after sundown, and several cocktails, you head out...armed with a flashlight, a lighter, and your favorite flamable mixer in a can, such as WD40, breakclean, or maybe hairspray. Now, you walk around the yard, looking for a real messy web, thats the sign of a widow. Black widows hunt at night, and when you find one hanging out, put the flashlight on them, they freeze....then, light them up! Have fun. oh, it helps to have a sober person around with a fire putter outer! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #12 July 15, 2009 heres one i found in my pool skimmer the other day... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #13 July 15, 2009 I hope that last picture is of it dead! Found one in my yard last week and did the same thing as you. Caught it in a cup to show my two older sons (7 & 8) what one looks like and not to mess with it (like daddy was doing). A few days later we were playing out in a field and my 7-year old lifted a flat rock, yelped, quickly dropped the rock and then started screaming there was a black widow under the rock. I was so glad I taught them the week before what one was because I don't know what he's have done otherwise. We killed that one too. That's the best kind of black widow to me!Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #14 July 15, 2009 Great pics! Thanks!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matitemel 0 #15 July 15, 2009 OMG !!! horrible!!!! Wouaou, if I would find it in my porch, I would fall down !!!Mélanie Check out my new website!!! :) www.greentimes.com.au or the page on FB Green Times !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #16 July 15, 2009 EEEK! This is what my worst nightmares are made of! I hate spiders! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #17 July 15, 2009 Google the Brown Widow, They are everywhere in the South. Look for the spiked egg sacks.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 July 15, 2009 Just remember...kill a spider~get a malfunction! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 July 15, 2009 Quote Google the Brown Widow, They are everywhere in the South. Look for the spiked egg sacks. Brown Widow? Why have I not heard of that one? And please, no canned jokes... You sure you didn't mean Brown Recluse? Those are worse than Black Widows..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 July 15, 2009 Quote Not sure where you live, but up here in the high desert, east of Los Angeles, we have those running all over. Now in general, I like nature to work its magic, you know, spiders are good. But I have two kids two, the four legged kind. So what we do up here is a sport, its called...."spider patrol." Heres how it works. About an hour or more after sundown, and several cocktails, you head out...armed with a flashlight, a lighter, and your favorite flamable mixer in a can, such as WD40, breakclean, or maybe hairspray. Now, you walk around the yard, looking for a real messy web, thats the sign of a widow. Black widows hunt at night, and when you find one hanging out, put the flashlight on them, they freeze....then, light them up! Have fun. oh, it helps to have a sober person around with a fire putter outer! I like the way you think. Last year I mowed over a yellow jacket nest in the ground and the bastards chased me 200 yards stinging me along the way. I came back the next day with gasoline, a long stick and rag wrapped around one end, and lit the fuckers up. Arachnophobia was a damned good movie with lots of suspense, but around here, I'll give them hell if they so much as raise a leg at me. And yes, the last picture was taken after I dumped her out on the driveway and stomped her. Yes, she made a messy web where I found her, but didn't find any egg sacs. Black Widows aren't the only dangerous critters around here. I once caught a baby Copperhead snake under my front door behind the welcome mat. You know babies are more dangerous than their parents... Yeah I killed the little bitch too. Had to. I spray the perimeter of my house with Home Defense every couple of weeks. Seems to work really well. However my main target are the ants. Too many of those around."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #21 July 15, 2009 Eww ... ugly ... am I to assume it's poisonous? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #22 July 15, 2009 Quote I named her Michelle... Glad you think of me when you see such a beautiful creature. And then squash the shit out of it. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 July 15, 2009 Quote Thank you in advance for the nightmares that I will have tonight. This should make it betterI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 July 15, 2009 I'll call her Michelle . . . I wonder if she'll go down my water spout.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #25 July 15, 2009 QuoteBrown Widow? Yes, there are brown ones too... and the markings are on the back vs the belly. I grew up with widows... we had a couple that lived in our basement. I didn't like them, but my mom didn't seem overly concerned so we just let them hang out there and stayed clear of them. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
