k-dubjumps 0 #1 July 16, 2009 Mine just got hard thinking about the fact that I will be able to jump again this weekend after six weeks off due to a sprained ankle. My ankle doesn't (hardly) hurt anymore, which means I AM CLEARED!!!!The only thing that sucks is that I will have to rent gear because mine is a couple of hours away waiting to be to be transfered into my brand new Wings when it arrives this week. OOOH my nipples just got harder! Where's a man when you need one? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #2 July 16, 2009 right here. How may I help you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 July 16, 2009 I see you have your naughty hat on tonight. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #4 July 16, 2009 Quote I see you have your naughty hat on tonight. Yeah, alcohol seems to have that affect on me.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #5 July 16, 2009 Can I get you another drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #6 July 16, 2009 Quote Can I get you another drink? You sure know the way to a girls heart! How YOU doin'?Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote I see you have your naughty hat on tonight. Yeah, alcohol seems to have that affect on me. Maybe I should get a beer too......[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #8 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I see you have your naughty hat on tonight. Yeah, alcohol seems to have that affect on me. Maybe I should get a beer too......[Laugh] Go for it, the more the merrier! Cheers! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #9 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote I see you have your naughty hat on tonight. Yeah, alcohol seems to have that affect on me. Interesting, I love Pacifica this time of year. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 July 16, 2009 "Otter Load #whatever make your way to the loading area" and jump run!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #11 July 16, 2009 How does that saying go?>......... Oh yea...... This thread is worthless without pictures! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #13 July 16, 2009 Ok I cant believe Im going to admit this but what really makes my nipples hard is gurls on forums that use call signs that start with 1 letter and then a space or a dash, you know like d xxxxx or k-xxxxx man I could cut glass just thinking about them....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #14 July 16, 2009 Quote Ok I cant believe Im going to admit this but what really makes my nipples hard is gurls on forums that use call signs that start with 1 letter and then a space or a dash, you know like d xxxxx or k-xxxxx man I could cut glass just thinking about them.... Now you know why we chose them. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 July 16, 2009 Tease........ Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #16 July 16, 2009 cold weather... Oh and Bry of course Briles Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 July 16, 2009 The 'naked gal post whore glory' thread. Oh, wait... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #18 July 16, 2009 Hot women asking me "what makes [my] nipples hard." "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #19 July 16, 2009 A light breeze is enough to get me there (super sensitive) ... dirty talk (doesn't even have to be that dirty) ... kissing ... hell, I think would be easier to list what doesn't ... Congratulations on resuming jumping - 8 weeks post injury for me and I hope to get few more jumps this weekend ... maybe transition back to my own rig (jumping large, student canopies right now). O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #20 July 16, 2009 Quote The only thing that sucks is that I will have to rent gear because mine is a couple of hours away waiting to be to be transfered into my brand new Wings when it arrives this week. OOOH my nipples just got harder! ] I can pick it up a week from tomorrow! I may just have to touch myself now.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 July 16, 2009 The best bet would be Rigor mortis these days (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 July 16, 2009 Quote dirty talk A horse fell in the mud... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #23 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote dirty talk A horse fell in the mud... You take dirty talk to a hole new level...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #24 July 16, 2009 Girls in dresses and thongs on windy days.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #25 July 16, 2009 Quote Girls in dresses and thongs on windy days. Poor Olympia. I'm laughing with you darlin'Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
