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to my wedding!! I think I should postpone and re-schedule! :P



And you'll have this on video, right?? ;)


It will be on video and the honeymoon might be too! Depends on how drunk we get the night before, during and after. :)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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to my wedding!! I think I should postpone and re-schedule! :P




You should postpone and not reschedule!!! heheheh.

Sorry! I am a little jaded. I married (and divorced) a skydiver and had skydivers at my wedding. Come on - what would be a wedding reception without a little skydiver nakedness?!?! Have some fun! :P;)
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Hell, whatcha worried about... a lil FLUFF!!!! :ph34r::)

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Oh hell no! There aint no fluff at my wedding!



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Hell, whatcha worried about... a lil FLUFF!!!! :ph34r::)

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Oh hell no! There aint no fluff at my wedding!


teeeheeee must buy multi colored cotton balls!!! :ph34r:

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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Hell, whatcha worried about... a lil FLUFF!!!! :ph34r::)

G



Oh hell no! There aint no fluff at my wedding!


teeeheeee must buy multi colored cotton balls!!! :ph34r:

g


Todak knows where to get artificial clouds - Thats pretty fluffy.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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You should postpone and not reschedule!!! heheheh. Sorry! I am a little jaded.



That was my first reaction, but I didn't want to rain on her parade ...

The mariage has a 50% chance of success, but the debt/expense you will aquire with a wedding will be there 100%.

I was maried twice, I never had a wedding ... it is the only thing I don't regret ...

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the most obvious. You better not have an open bar at a wedding with skydivers. :D



Why not, I did! :P In all the pictures you can see a large group all gathered around the bar, yep all the jumpers.:D

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I think I'll be ok... the wedding is in VEGAS! So the debauchery will be EPIC!

BRAINS! You need to drive in to Houston on the 11th next month for my bachelor party. Or even better come out to Vegas for the wedding itself. ;)




"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the most obvious. You better not have an open bar at a wedding with skydivers. :D



Why not, I did! :P In all the pictures you can see a large group all gathered around the bar, yep all the jumpers.:D


With the bride and groom leading the pack? ;)
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I think I'll be ok... the wedding is in VEGAS! So the debauchery will be EPIC!

BRAINS! You need to drive in to Houston on the 11th next month for my bachelor party. Or even better come out to Vegas for the wedding itself. ;)



Heck, ya can't go wrong with debauchery in Vegas! B|

wait, lemme think about this.....

Vegas



Skydivers



Alcohol


SHIT MAN, you're screwed!!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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OMG, is she okay?

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to my wedding!! I think I should postpone and re-schedule! :P




You should postpone and not reschedule!!! heheheh.

Sorry! I am a little jaded. I married (and divorced) a skydiver and had skydivers at my wedding. Come on - what would be a wedding reception without a little skydiver nakedness?!?! Have some fun! :P;)


Just relax, Slappie.
Once you've been at a wedding with skydivers
-in the gallery
-in the bridal party
-one performing the ceremony, and
-one on the mic as the DJ/MC
ALL else pales in comparison. Just ask Goofyjumper.

The only thing that warms my heart more than the memory of someone leading the "HIM, HIM, F*CK HIM!!" after the Kiss, is when I had the privilege of introducing the First Dance by looking down from the 2nd floor balcony onto the 75 attendants (and Bride's whuffo family) and gripping the microphone to demand:
"HEY ASSSSH*LLLE! Make room for the Bride and Groom!" B| Of course they all responded as taught. I still get all misty when I think about it.:(:D

(And don't bother to postpone and re-schedule. That will just make them more determined to find you.)
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I was maried twice, I never had a wedding ... it is the only thing I don't regret ...

Married once, garden wedding, low cost, big party with the jumpers later, still low cost, has lasted 25+ years.B|


you wont leave a chance out to rub it in, dont you!? :P:DB|
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So who is ready for my wedding?

I'm packed and we leave tomorrow for VEGAS!!

I guess I owe :D for my FIRST wedding!




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