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LisaH

Counterfeit I.D. of the Week

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Running stop light - $100.00
DUI - $5,000.00
Not wearing a seat belt - $50.00
Putting you and your girlfriend's photo on your fake drivers license - PRICELESS

REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...no matter how much you love your girl.

(This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop.)
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Running stop light - $100.00
DUI - $5,000.00
Not wearing a seat belt - $50.00
Putting you and your girlfriend's photo on your fake drivers license - PRICELESS

REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...no matter how much you love your girl.

(This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop.)




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They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people!




I dunno...what makes ya think there is a girl under that head, coulda just found the head in a trash can or sumpthin' ya know! :$










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she looks too lucid to be a trash can head....




Is the the voice of experience regarding trash can heads? :o:P


Is that the same as a Pillow Biter?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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In Bonham, TX there's a question on the marriage application: "Are you related."

It's cuz we live kinda close to Arkansas here in Doktor Cancer cuntry.
A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike!

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They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people!



Wait, if they are from Mississippippissippi, arent they brother and sister too?
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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Ho - ly SHIT. What a moron. :|

Working in banking, I saw one fake ID that made me laugh. The woman made the 'issued on' date 2 months in the future. :D:D:D

She stole one of our customer's check books and was trying to cash a check off of it. :S

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Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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