Which medical procedure would you like . . .

[SuFantasma 0]

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I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife.

Not even a scalpel?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[LisaH 0]

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I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife.

Not even a scalpel?

Same thing. Cutting and blood.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[ladydyver 0]

I get to do a lot of those procedures already....don't know that i would have a favorite that i would want done to me.

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[ryoder 1,381]

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I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroids

I used to work in a hospital.
True story I got from a Physical Therapy student who was doing summer sessions at the hospital, assisting in various procedures:

One day she was assigned to assist in a colonoscopy.
She went into the room to discover the patient (male) was a former high school classmate.
She thought he was going to die from embarrassment.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Pokerstar 0]

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I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife.

Not even a scalpel?

Same thing. Cutting and blood.

CHAINSAW

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate.

-I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid.

The scotch is for me.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[wildcard451 0]

I will have to say that doing a liver transplant is pretty cool. You don't realize just how much space it takes up til you are standing over a body without it there. That and the argon laser is fun to play with too.....

[kbordson 8]

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I will have to say that doing a liver transplant is pretty cool. You don't realize just how much space it takes up til you are standing over a body without it there. That and the argon laser is fun to play with too.....

You are right. That argon laser is kinda cool.

[drdive 0]

I would like to do a vasectomy on turtle after I have had 4 glasses of wine. Hell, there is only a white tube and a red tube on each side - what could possibly go wrong?

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

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[Opendore 0]

If it should work... All procedures would be fit for conducting.
I mean ALL. (but thatsjustme)
Take Care.

p.s. don't forget... MEDIC!

I don't have a license for this.

[Jeffwxyz 0]

That is a hell of a nice system. It looks expensive though. They sure need to take a lot of xrays to install it.

I take it from your comment that you needed one installed. Did you get the long or short nail?

[popsjumper 2]

Anything that involves Demerol. I'm sorry, but the patient won't be getting much of it.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[billeisele 122]

the heck with medical procedures, bra fitting sounds interesting

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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. . . to perform on someone else?

Lobotomy.
Or Electro-Shock Therapy.
What can I say? I'm into the classics.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Andy9o8 0]

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I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus.

Rethink that. You've never wanted to stick your foot up someone's ass?

[Bolas 5]

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Autopsy.

I mean, seriously whats the worst that could happen even if you screw up?

You get a pulse...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Stewie 0]

Eye surgery. The idea of carving up a cornea to exact specifications is fascinating.

"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

[FlyingJ 0]

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. . . to perform on someone else?

Lobotomy.
Or Electro-Shock Therapy.
What can I say? I'm into the classics.

Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways?

Killing threads since 2004.

[turtlespeed 212]

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I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate.

-I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid.

The scotch is for me.

Sooo - the illegal aliens should be castrated - I'm all for it too!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 212]

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. . . to perform on someone else?

Lobotomy.
Or Electro-Shock Therapy.
What can I say? I'm into the classics.

Been there done that - Spence and the electric 8 way a. . . and smaller - love the "point of light"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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. . . to perform on someone else?

Lobotomy.
Or Electro-Shock Therapy.
What can I say? I'm into the classics.

Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways?

You mean my accidental Electric 1-Way?
Yeah. ....Good memory ya got there a**hole!
-DJ Electric Boy

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[masterrig 1]

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I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate.

-I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid.

The scotch is for me.

Now you're talkin! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.


Chuck

[FlyingJ 0]

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. . . to perform on someone else?

Lobotomy.
Or Electro-Shock Therapy.
What can I say? I'm into the classics.

Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways?

You mean my accidental Electric 1-Way?
Yeah. ....Good memory ya got there a**hole!
-DJ Electric Boy

Yup, that's the one.

Killing threads since 2004.