SuFantasma 0 #26 July 25, 2009 QuoteI'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife. Not even a scalpel?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #27 July 25, 2009 Quote Quote I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife. Not even a scalpel? Same thing. Cutting and blood. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #28 July 25, 2009 I get to do a lot of those procedures already....don't know that i would have a favorite that i would want done to me. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #29 July 25, 2009 Quote I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroids I used to work in a hospital. True story I got from a Physical Therapy student who was doing summer sessions at the hospital, assisting in various procedures: One day she was assigned to assist in a colonoscopy. She went into the room to discover the patient (male) was a former high school classmate. She thought he was going to die from embarrassment."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #30 July 25, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife. Not even a scalpel? Same thing. Cutting and blood. CHAINSAWFortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #31 July 25, 2009 I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate. -I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid. The scotch is for me. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #32 July 25, 2009 I will have to say that doing a liver transplant is pretty cool. You don't realize just how much space it takes up til you are standing over a body without it there. That and the argon laser is fun to play with too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #33 July 25, 2009 Quote I will have to say that doing a liver transplant is pretty cool. You don't realize just how much space it takes up til you are standing over a body without it there. That and the argon laser is fun to play with too..... You are right. That argon laser is kinda cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #34 July 25, 2009 I would like to do a vasectomy on turtle after I have had 4 glasses of wine. Hell, there is only a white tube and a red tube on each side - what could possibly go wrong? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opendore 0 #35 July 25, 2009 If it should work... All procedures would be fit for conducting. I mean ALL. (but thatsjustme) Take Care. p.s. don't forget... MEDIC! I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeffwxyz 0 #36 July 25, 2009 That is a hell of a nice system. It looks expensive though. They sure need to take a lot of xrays to install it. I take it from your comment that you needed one installed. Did you get the long or short nail? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #37 July 25, 2009 Anything that involves Demerol. I'm sorry, but the patient won't be getting much of it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #38 July 25, 2009 the heck with medical procedures, bra fitting sounds interesting Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #39 July 25, 2009 Quote. . . to perform on someone else? Lobotomy. Or Electro-Shock Therapy. What can I say? I'm into the classics.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #40 July 25, 2009 QuoteI do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Rethink that. You've never wanted to stick your foot up someone's ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #41 July 25, 2009 QuoteAutopsy. I mean, seriously whats the worst that could happen even if you screw up? You get a pulse...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #42 July 25, 2009 Eye surgery. The idea of carving up a cornea to exact specifications is fascinating."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #43 July 25, 2009 QuoteQuote. . . to perform on someone else? Lobotomy. Or Electro-Shock Therapy. What can I say? I'm into the classics. Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways?Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 July 26, 2009 Quote I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate. -I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid. The scotch is for me. Sooo - the illegal aliens should be castrated - I'm all for it too!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 July 26, 2009 Quote Quote . . . to perform on someone else? Lobotomy. Or Electro-Shock Therapy. What can I say? I'm into the classics. Been there done that - Spence and the electric 8 way a. . . and smaller - love the "point of light" I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #46 July 26, 2009 Quote Quote Quote . . . to perform on someone else? Lobotomy. Or Electro-Shock Therapy. What can I say? I'm into the classics. Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways? You mean my accidental Electric 1-Way? Yeah. ....Good memory ya got there a**hole! -DJ Electric BoyOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 July 26, 2009 Quote I'd like to perform a cockectomy followed by a castration on some worthless, nasty piece of shit that is trying to evade his legal fate. -I'd be using a non-sterile, ancient, rusted-out hacksaw, salt, video camera, and a bottle of the best Scotch I could get my hands on. I'd broadcast that tape to every station and show people what will happen if they touch a kid. The scotch is for me. Now you're talkin! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #48 July 26, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . to perform on someone else? Lobotomy. Or Electro-Shock Therapy. What can I say? I'm into the classics. Didn't you already try the shock therapy a few years back with some of those electric X ways? You mean my accidental Electric 1-Way? Yeah. ....Good memory ya got there a**hole! -DJ Electric Boy Yup, that's the one. Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites