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All these hi-tech gadgets require batteries.

The girls around here just use a Coke bottle full of bees.
:ph34r:




:o:o:o:o


I bet their OB/Gyn's are quite busy (or would that be bzzzzzzzzzz-y)


Honey Bear . . . yum
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Used to be daily, but as a 30 year old with a 24 year old girlfriend who has the sexual appetite of a nympho on ecstasy there's really no point since we tend to get it on a couple times a day anyway.
~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~

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Be nice you fockers :P



Awww ... Niki coming to my rescue ... :$ ...

As for the rest of you fockers ... middle finger :P ...

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forget the kissy face icons...you're getting the real thing this weekend :P:):P


If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ;) ...

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Be nice you fockers :P



Awww ... Niki coming to my rescue ... :$ ...

As for the rest of you fockers ... middle finger :P ...

O


forget the kissy face icons...you're getting the real thing this weekend :P:):P


If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ;) ...

O


So do you believe men should chase after women? Literally and metaphorically speaking...:P

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Anyone who says never is a fucking liar.



true that...

or not human.


or a frigid nun (girl) ...

or a dead fish (boy) ...

I know a few of those ... so they do exist.

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:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

HOW!!!!!

:S
Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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looks like women have limited "imagination" OR they are lyars.

me being chartiable and cautious would say--MOST women i've known, have been LYARS.

any woman wont to be wife numbe theree? BAWHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha
Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.

There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"

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If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ...


I would only be interested if there was one stipulation, I get to kiss you from the time I catch you until your normal pull altitude, and I get to leave from the camera step, you can leave from where ever you like.......ok, that was two stipulations.....


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That's alittle gay, I'm a guy, I'd be playing with a guy, So it's alittle gay,.........



"everyones gay to some extent..." Ron White


Even Futuredivot, Turtlespeed and Bolas are gay to some extent? :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ...


I would only be interested if there was one stipulation, I get to kiss you from the time I catch you until your normal pull altitude, and I get to leave from the camera step, you can leave from where ever you like.......ok, that was two stipulations.....


Deal ...

Did I tell you how fast I fall?

I hope your head down is very good :ph34r: ...

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Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ...




A lot of batteries in someones drawer!;)


ran out of them on Friday ... I was so pissed. Over the weekend I went to Walmart and bought the biggest packasge of AA batteries they got ... a few dozens of them ... should last me a while ...

High sex drive is the only thing that sucks about being single [:/] ...

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How you DOin?
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. :P:P



You guys are slow this morning ... head down ... pun intended :) ...

I'm done feeding you good lines if you aren't going to make good use of them :ph34r: ...

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i'll play! ;)
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. :P:P



You guys are slow this morning ... head down ... pun intended :) ...

I'm done feeding you good lines if you aren't going to make good use of them :ph34r: ...

O


I think that there's sarcasm flying over everyone's head. :P

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Ready to come out of self imposed detention VB? Good to have you back ... bring it :| ...

So ... Normiss ... does that mean that next time I am at Z-hillls, you'll do more than just "oggle" me from a distance? :P ...

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i cant answer the poll, as i usually loose count during the day.. usually i dont wank for lunch! :P
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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