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I'm in Iraq for another 41 days while someone I am crazy about is at home. The days seem to be dragging impossibly slowly.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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My beer could be colder and I am a litle stiff from jumping this past weekend :)



Oh NO! Sucks to be you, this is like the feared problem many norwegian skydivers face in the spring: "Ouch, it hurts to wear my rig because I've got a sunburn!"

My problem is that I need a new harness/container system, as it's not possible to pack a smaller canopy than a Pilot 124 in my Icon I4. Or it would be possible, but I wouldn't jump it. But I'm sure there are many people here who are ready to help me with just that.;)
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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Is this an off-shoot of the Ask Dr. K thread?
:D:P




Nope. This is more like a "shrink" thread. I'm not solving anything here. Not fixing the problems. Just a place to vent. If I solve it all, then no-body will be back next week to sit on the couch.

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>Is this an off-shoot of the Ask Dr. K thread?
:D

I am trying to get the networks to air "Ask Dr. K" in the same time slot as Dr Phil, which is a no brainer since everyone in the biz knows he's a pill popping douche... but the studio suits say that sponsor Nabisco thinks her show is too sexy for its crackers-what a bunch of bullshit- so we're going with cable and keeping it real. those wonks will be begging for syndication after ratings season.

After that we are going to right to branding and launch Dr. KY Lube with Joan and Melissa Rivers as the pitch gals on QVC
but cant decide on the flavors... Maybe Oreo...just to piss of Nabisco

anyway thats my problem right now.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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Wow ! Whats going on ? Have you tried running ? working out to exhaustion ? Something seems out of sync...



I'm definitely exhausted by the time I go to bed because I've only been getting about 5 hours of sleep a night anyway and I do exercise. When I go to bed, I just can't go to sleep. It's frustrating!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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All last night over a 2 hour period:

Ambien CR
A prescription antihistamine (for a different issue) that the doc swore makes everyone sleepy so I have to take it at night
Melatonin
Valarian Root
Unisom

I know all the rules: don't drink too much, don't have caffeine past the afternoon, don't have to tv or computer in the room, don't exercise too late, I have a fancy Tempurpedic bed...sigh...sleep eludes me. [:/]



Just cum twice - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The Chips Ahoy flavor Dr.KY lube will be perfect for that just before bed-

Screw Nabisco and their dry flavorless crackers:D The Dr K brand doesn't need their sponsorship anyway- I just told their CEO to lube up a box of crackers and stick it!
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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Just cum twice - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby.



And a guy would know about this how??? :P


Experience.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Just cum twice - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby.



And a guy would know about this how??? :P


Not all guys are one shot wonders ; p Given the right motivation i can keep going through round two.
~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~

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Just cum twice - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby.



And a guy would know about this how??? :P


He wouldn't but we know all about

Just cum once - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby:P:D
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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:D

The Chips Ahoy flavor Dr.KY lube will be perfect for that just before bed-

Screw Nabisco and their dry flavorless crackers:D The Dr K brand doesn't need their sponsorship anyway- I just told their CEO to lube up a box of crackers and stick it!



Chips Ahoy flavored Dr KY lube?! :D:D:D:D

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Just cum twice - really hard - then you will sleep like a baby.



And a guy would know about this how??? :P


The two Academy Awards for Best Supporting Actress on your dresser.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I just smacked my knee(my bad knee) against the counter top...AND IT HURT ......sniff sniff...B|



What were you doing against the counter? :o:ph34r:


DUH - Trying to get a better angle!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I just smacked my knee(my bad knee) against the counter top...AND IT HURT ......sniff sniff...B|



What were you doing against the counter? :o:ph34r:


DUH - Trying to get a better angle!


Well, she totally messed that up. :P:D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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