moto89 0 #1 August 11, 2009 Rules of the game are simple. Pick a phone number from your contacts (preferably of the opposite gender, but that's your call), and text them "When am I going to hit that?" From here post your results. Mine. (I think I'm totally getting laid) To a girl who I used to boink, then quit talking to. Me: Hey when you gonna let me hit that? Her: ?? Me: I'm asking the questions here. Her: No shit Me: So? When? Me: I'm taking the silence as you heading over. Right? Her: Nope Me: Where is the tapping happening then? Her: Why are you acting like an asshole? Me: I'm sorry. I thought I would do better with the women if I acted like that. Her: Nope now leave me the fuck alone I'm fucking tired and in no mood to deal with this immature bullshit. Thanks goodnight Me: I'm sorry. We'll talk later. I hope you have a nice night for real. Her: Yea... Me: Hey one question before I let you go? Her: What now? Me: When am I going to get to tap that ass? Her: Fuck you Me: So that's a yes? Kthxbye Her: No that's a no. Now leave me the fuck alone.Less talking, more flying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 August 11, 2009 We played this game last week. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #3 August 11, 2009 Quote We played this game last week. Yeah dude. You're not just late to the party, you missed the party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moto89 0 #4 August 11, 2009 Fuck my life. I ruined that booty call for nothing then?Less talking, more flying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #5 August 11, 2009 That is still freaking funnier than hell....... Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 August 11, 2009 Quote Rules of the game are simple. Pick a phone number from your contacts (preferably of the opposite gender, but that's your call), and text them "When am I going to hit that?" That is despicable! Why would anyone really do something so disrespectful? I would not, and COULD not ever bring myself to such a leve of depravity. How DARE you Sir? How DARE you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 August 11, 2009 Quote Quote Rules of the game are simple. Pick a phone number from your contacts (preferably of the opposite gender, but that's your call), and text them "When am I going to hit that?" That is despicable! Why would anyone really do something so disrespectful? I would not, and COULD not ever bring myself to such a leve of depravity. How DARE you Sir? How DARE you! Yeah, I was pretty offended myself. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 August 11, 2009 So does that mean you are going to let me hit that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 August 11, 2009 Quote So does that mean you are going to let me hit that? Neg-a-tive. I'm saving myself for marriage. I thought I made that clear to everyone. I'm a PROUD virgin. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 August 11, 2009 Quote Quote So does that mean you are going to let me hit that? Neg-a-tive. I'm saving myself for marriage. I thought I made that clear to everyone. I'm a PROUD virgin. You evidently added and "O" and dropped an "E"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #11 August 11, 2009 QuoteFuck my life. I ruined that booty call for nothing then? Yep ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #12 August 11, 2009 Quote Quote So does that mean you are going to let me hit that? Neg-a-tive. I'm saving myself for marriage. I thought I made that clear to everyone. I'm a PROUD virgin. CAN I HIT THAT THEN Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 August 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote So does that mean you are going to let me hit that? Neg-a-tive. I'm saving myself for marriage. I thought I made that clear to everyone. I'm a PROUD virgin. CAN I HIT THAT THEN Nah, your not "the one". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
