nigel99 143 #26 August 7, 2009 Quote Ok what happened to you? Does childbirth count?Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 August 7, 2009 gawd, my toilet kept on running not too long ago, annoyed the shit out of me one night, tried to fix it, broke the damn thing off.. not nice to have cold water shoot at you with brute force at 2:00AM in the fucking morning.. ran downstairs, shut the water-supply off.. then next morning, i could hear everyone swear in the whole house coz there was no water! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #28 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote Ok what happened to you? Does childbirth count? Ohhh, that one happened to me to “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #29 August 7, 2009 No valve next to the toilet itself????? The one I broke had one so the rest of the house still got water “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 August 7, 2009 it does have, but kinda recessed, and none of the tools i've had i could get to.. so, instead of flooding the whole place.. so i decided everyone had to get out that day without brushed teeth nor a shower.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #31 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote Ok what happened to you? Does childbirth count? It should ... I've heard enough horror injury stories from my friends ... I'm a chicken ... I didn't dare go there - I like my hoo-hoo in one piece, thank you very much ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #32 August 7, 2009 I once got attacked by a ferret...She chomped down on my sac mid-stroke. Between me, my ex, and the ferret, I'm not sure who was more scaredAlso I fell out of a Beech 18 while getting out after sex. Not sure if that counts I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #33 August 7, 2009 Quote I once got attacked by a ferret...She chomped down on my sac mid-stroke. I have difficulty visualising the exact scenario here..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote I once got attacked by a ferret...She chomped down on my sac mid-stroke. I have difficulty visualising the exact scenario here... Maybe the gerbil wasn't quite big enough.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmfreefly 0 #35 August 7, 2009 Nothing comes to mind, other than some good waffle prints on my butt from the grate on top of the beacon... So rug burn doesn't count, but what about runway burn? The painted numbers are a bit smoother... Team Flew-id Making freefall pretty since 1998 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #36 August 7, 2009 what about the high speed wrong hole or no hole injury? you know.....broken dick syndrome Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #37 August 7, 2009 This sucked But is was a very light case - No permanent damage - just a slight list to one side now. LOL - Just saw Misternatural's post . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #38 August 7, 2009 OYE VEY! Penile reconstruction surgery???be careful out there people!......dont pull out too far....know your limits Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 August 7, 2009 Quote OYE VEY! Penile reconstruction surgery???be careful out there people!......dont pull out too far....know your limits Didn't need surgery - I did take some serious anti-inflamatorys for a week - like I said it was a "small" case.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #40 August 7, 2009 as if it could become a big issue with a turtle.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phosphorus8 0 #41 August 7, 2009 I got some nasty marks on my wrist once from using duct tape as a restraining device hurt like hell getting it off of my skin and was red for days! "Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #42 August 7, 2009 yet another amazing use for duct tape...... good to know Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 August 7, 2009 Quote yet another amazing use for duct tape...... good to know That is TWO uses - Restraint AND tortureI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phosphorus8 0 #44 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote yet another amazing use for duct tape...... good to know That is TWO uses - Restraint AND torture Torture is right, try thinking of excuses that you have giant red rings around each wrist. Everyone knew EXACTLY what I had been doing!"Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #45 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote yet another amazing use for duct tape...... good to know That is TWO uses - Restraint AND torture Torture is right, try thinking of excuses that you have giant red rings around each wrist. Everyone knew EXACTLY what I had been doing! better yet, what has been DONE to you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #46 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote I met a lady once that is paralized from the waist down that ended up breaking her femur during sex and didn't (obviously) feel it and didn't realize it until later when it started to swell up. Talk about rough sex. Did she forget to flare? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #47 August 7, 2009 Tore my foreskin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #48 August 7, 2009 Twice had a woman(two different ones) pierce a vein in my cock when she was trying to stop me from cumming until she could drink it. BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE well... I did not cum either. Ladies be careful with those talons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #49 August 7, 2009 What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 August 7, 2009 Quote Twice had a woman(two different ones) pierce a vein in my cock when she was trying to stop me from cumming until she could drink it. BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE well... I did not cum either. Ladies be careful with those talons Twice? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
