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Heard it heals faster if you soak it in cider.;)



hmmm I will remember that, get a woman with a mouthful of cider.:D


Have to be a vampire if you are still bleeding . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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yet another amazing use for duct tape...... good to know:P



That is TWO uses -

Restraint AND tortureB|


There are at least four uses of duct tape during sex:)

Maybe a subject for anotherr thread:P
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Duct Tape, good for bikini waxing and getting the mustache off the chick you picked up.:o



It works on extraneous nipple hars on them too.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Twice had a woman(two different ones) pierce a vein in my cock when she was trying to stop me from cumming until she could drink it.



Ummm.... you drink from a glass and swallow from a penis. That's all I'm saying... :P


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Ladies be careful with those talonsB|



Why do you have to drag my rig into this filth, huh?? :D
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Didnt happen to me but directly first hand from a friend of mine. He was having sex with this crazy chick and out of nowhere she pull s a knife and stabs him in the side! He actually lost a fucking kidney due to an ill advised romp with this black widow.

As for me,

second degree burns from candle wax
Giant splinter from a chair that broke while we fucked on it
wrist abrasions from handcuffs
dislocated knee
accidental cigarette burn on my arm (we knocked the ashtray over in a tent)
hardwood floor burn (way worse than rug burn)
~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~

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I once got attacked by a ferret...She chomped down on my sac mid-stroke.



I have difficulty visualising the exact scenario here...:o


Maybe the gerbil wasn't quite big enough.:ph34r::ph34r:
We were messing around on the sofa and I didn't think to lock up my ferrets before I took out my weasel.
I got nuthin

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I once got attacked by a ferret...She chomped down on my sac mid-stroke.



I have difficulty visualising the exact scenario here...:o


Maybe the gerbil wasn't quite big enough.:ph34r::ph34r:
We were messing around on the sofa and I didn't think to lock up my ferrets before I took out my weasel.


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Twice had a woman(two different ones) pierce a vein in my cock when she was trying to stop me from cumming until she could drink it.



Ummm.... you drink from a glass and swallow from a penis. That's all I'm saying... :P


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Ladies be careful with those talonsB|



Those are not water stains on it;)


:D:D:D:D:D

Why do you have to drag my rig into this filth, huh?? :D

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Broke a glass coffee table, laughed while bleeding:S Fell outta bed with him ontop and he kept going while I was trying to catch my breath- still came so it was all good- Of course the usual raw spots when you go and go until it drys up- blue balls to, but those were the old days. I have gotten man cum in my eye ( oh the hazards of upsidedown sex), I have had a night watchman interupt my sex in the jaccuzzi, and wanted to shove his night stick up his ass(does that count?) and of course I have gotten the elbow in the eye a couple times. -Caress:)

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
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Duct Tape, good for bikini waxing and getting the mustache off the chick you picked up.:o



It works on extraneous nipple hars on them too.




Now I know that there are at least six uses for duct tape during sex.B|

Maybe we should save the subject of duct tape and sex for another thread:)
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Duct Tape, good for bikini waxing and getting the mustache off the chick you picked up.:o



It works on extraneous nipple hars on them too.




Now I know that there are at least six uses for duct tape during sex.B|

Maybe we should save the subject of duct tape and sex for another thread:)


Cleans the chrunchies off of feet too.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Told to me by an ex infantry-officer..

During boot camp, after the recruits' first weekend of freedom, his soldier came in looking very sorry for himself with a note from the doctor that his penis was broken.. The Officer asked him to explain, knowing perfectly well how it must have happened and seeing how obviously embarrassed the young recruit was when telling the story..

As if that wasn't enough, the Officer told the recruit "right, let's see it then" Much as he was uncomfortable, the recruit obliged and started unzipping his pants, and the Officer yelled "for fuck's sake, soldier, put it away, I don't want to see your cock!!"

Poor recruit - he must have been mortified, but I guess if I had been the officer I would have found it pretty irresistible to embarrass the hell out of the guy!! :D:D:D

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Duct Tape, good for bikini waxing and getting the mustache off the chick you picked up.:o



It works on extraneous nipple hars on them too.




Now I know that there are at least six uses for duct tape during sex.B|

Maybe we should save the subject of duct tape and sex for another thread:)


Cleans the chrunchies off of feet too.


Is WD-40 as useful? :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Heard it heals faster if you soak it in cider.;)



hmmm I will remember that, get a woman with a mouthful of cider.:D


I think he was refering more to putting your 'dick in cider'

Read it out loud...
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