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What do you call your penis?

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If adrenaline is your crack and penis ID your curiosity, ...

I call mine wet but never pasty.
Fishy-non-shitty.

butt she begs

How 'bout your him at hq?
Them, Jay?
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Lazarus



What did you raise it from the dead?



Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that.



Or it could have necrosis... ewwww
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Lazarus



What did you raise it from the dead?


Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that.



Pah ... as if ......... mostly:$

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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I call mine Futuredivot .



Kind of odd to name your penis after your favorite jizz flavor isn't it?


WHAT?

I thought I was naming it after pussy juice.:o

My bad - I must have meant 2Fat2Fly . . . again - I apologize.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lazarus



What did you raise it from the dead?


Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that.



Pah ... as if ......... mostly:$


And a vaccum enlarger with a 5.7 hemi?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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A BOB with the batteries removed and a flesh-bag begging for a beer and sammich attached to it.;)

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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