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How To Talk To Women The Andy Copland Way

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08:50Andy
right thats it

just because you have big boobs now you wanna make fun


08:51ExGf
i havent yet, so hold that thought

08:51Andy
bigger than when we suckled

08:51
yeah

i am older and fatter though

08:52Andy
just more shapely and not as fucking gross

08:53exgf
i wasnt gross!!!

08:53Andy
you were pretty sickly thin

you look a billion times better with some weight

08:53ExGf
u always used to say i was getting fat!!

08:53Andy
yea but you've grown into your teeth more now

08:54ExGf
omg, why u saying this lol

cunt

08:54Andy
its true

08:56Andy
you know it is too. Your teeth were bigger than your hips. Now you have some shape they dont look as bad

all those chips and beans paid off

08:57ExGf
i hate u lol

08:57Andy
i know you're laughing at my good natured mockery

that'll teach you to tell me i look like a bearded hobo

08:58ExGf
hahahahaha

i am laughing

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How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? Shrek was the master! :D



Most of the rest of us do too. We can hear the subtle inflection and connotations in the speach when we are talking to them. Can't you?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? Shrek was the master! :D



Most of the rest of us do too. We can hear the subtle inflection and connotations in the speach when we are talking to them. Can't you?


No, what do you think I am, fucking deaf? dumb ass! :D
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How To Talk To Some Women The Andy Copland Way

If you think you can talk to every woman that way, without getting kicked in the nuts, well ... go ahead ... try it :ph34r: ...

One a different note, although your choice of words might have been poor ("gross", etc.) the overall message was flattering (you praised her curvers.) So, someone at the receiving end of this "Andy Copland stye" talk might end up a bit thorn and confused about her reaction ...

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How To Talk To Some Women The Andy Copland Way

If you think you can talk to every woman that way, without getting kicked in the nuts, well ... go ahead ... try it :ph34r: ...

One a different note, although your choice of words might have been poor ("gross", etc.) the overall message was flattering (you praised her curvers.) So, someone at the receiving end of this "Andy Copland stye" talk might end up a bit thorn and confused about her reaction ...

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Must be the accent let's 'em get away with it~ >:(

I told an 'ex' once that she was 'getting fat at a slower rate'...SHE didn't take it as a complement at ALL! :|










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Maybe you don't want to use the :o smiley when speaking of the oozing puss coming from Andy Copeland's penis.;):D

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

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O, have you chatted with Andy at all?

He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! :ph34r:



Yep ... I have ...

Yes, I end up giggling and laughing, while I wonder if I should get offended about what he's actually saying :ph34r: ...

Exactly!!! His wife deserves a gold medal!! ;)

The boy's got mad skillz :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

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O, have you chatted with Andy at all?

He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! :ph34r:



Yep ... I have ...

Yes, I end up giggling and laughing, while I wonder if I should get offended about what he's actually saying :ph34r: ...

Exactly!!! His wife deserves a gold medal!! ;)

The boy's got mad skillz :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

O


He's a cunning Linguist?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I told my wife to get her ass in the kitchen and get me a sammich and a beer, and she told my to pull my head outa my ass and get it my self.:S:D That stuff only works for some guys.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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I told my wife to get her ass in the kitchen and get me a sammich and a beer, and she told my to pull my head outa my ass and get it my self.:S:D That stuff only works for some guys.



It's all in the delivery.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome:D



It could have worked if you'd given her the big O. :D
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I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome:D



It could have worked if you'd given her the big O. :D



Or . . ANY . . . O . . .:o:D:D:D:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that?



That's seems to be typical in Europe; it was kind of "rude compliment". Nothing to get away with.
No idea how it would work in US though; I have zero knowledge about local dating.
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