banesanura 1 #26 August 25, 2009 I never heard beer being used as lube...but once I the guy that owns the mexican place told me that avacados are a natural lubricant.... I love guach!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #27 August 25, 2009 Monk's Revenge was damn close to that for a 12 pack of 22oz'ers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 August 25, 2009 Crisco - less than $3 a tub on sale and it's available everywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #29 August 25, 2009 Quote My yoohoo is like a slip and slide. Now there is a memorable quote."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #30 August 25, 2009 Quote I've never bought lube. My yoohoo is like a slip and slide. Lube is generally for other places... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 August 25, 2009 Quote Quote My yoohoo is like a slip and slide. Now there is a memorable quote. That could be somebody's sig line for sure. Mine's full already. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #32 August 25, 2009 The KY is not that great, If your looking for the easy skid, the kind you can park a cadillac in a dog house with. Try the astroglyde.And the yahoo provides its own, more for the back door guest!!My FB said its not going to go in thwooooooooooooooooooooooooow, guess she was wrong. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #33 August 25, 2009 Quote Crisco - less than $3 a tub on sale and it's available everywhere. You've been editing Wikipedia, haven't you?Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco#Non-cooking_usages Quote * Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing. * Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands. * Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards. * Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels. * Preventing diaper rash. * As a makeup base. * As a hair grease. * As a lubricant, whether for sexual activities (gay and straight) or otherwise. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #34 August 26, 2009 Quote Didn't need it, but tried I've tried them and was disappointed . Agree, they suck. "Astroglide" from Safeway is a little more expensive, but works much better. My choice.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #35 August 26, 2009 Quote lmao...if i did buy beer at walgreens and picked up that ky his/hers, i bet i would get a funny look from the cashier... Throw in a leash, some Preparation H and an ice pack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #36 August 26, 2009 Quote Quote not that I have a drawer or anything... Its more like a chest or a full cabinet, isn't it? Clicky (SFW). Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #37 August 26, 2009 Use spit, it's free and works fine Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #38 August 26, 2009 In my experience, KY doesn't last long enough. Astroglide is way better. Lasts longer and is oh so slippery. Haven't tried the him and her version. But, as some have said. It's probably all hype anyways. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 August 26, 2009 Quote In my experience, KY doesn't last long enough. Astroglide is way better. Lasts longer and is oh so slippery. Haven't tried the him and her version. But, as some have said. It's probably all hype anyways. You should experiment and find out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #40 August 26, 2009 QuoteHaven't tried the him and her version. But, as some have said. It's probably all hype anyways. It is. Don't waste your money.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #41 August 26, 2009 QuoteQuoteHaven't tried the him and her version. But, as some have said. It's probably all hype anyways. It is. Don't waste your money. Wait . . . wait . . . maybe it depends on the person you are with . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
