chaoskitty 0 #26 August 28, 2009 Ok you know a funny term that I dont know.. a fleshlight?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 715 #27 August 28, 2009 Fleshlight is it just me that thought "other pussy" meant "back door"??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #28 August 28, 2009 Quote Fleshlight is it just me that thought "other pussy" meant "back door"??? Just you. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 715 #29 August 28, 2009 with all the sex furniture, fleshlight, and other pussy talk, what do you expect??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #30 August 28, 2009 So does it light up? Can you put different color bulbs in it? What color is yours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 715 #31 August 28, 2009 aren't they all pink??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #32 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. Exactly. A woman can never let one she likes a guy... I mean if there's honesty how can they play the drama games? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #33 August 28, 2009 OK, I would like this to stop, my Mom made a mistake, we get it................ I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #34 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. Exactly. A woman can never let one she likes a guy... I mean if there's honesty how can they play the drama games? I know! That chick is obviously not a control freak. She was probably wobbly in bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #35 August 28, 2009 QuoteOK, I would like this to stop, my Mom made a mistake, we get it................ Now that is funnyVery soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites anthonyfellows 0 #36 August 28, 2009 Quote aren't they all pink??? No ... You can also get the Flesh Light "Ice" which is not pink. Looks like they have expanded their business since I purchased mine. They now offer the "Fleshlight Vibro".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tuna-Salad 0 #37 August 28, 2009 Quote funny but I suspect it's fake because her relationship status is engaged. Can't be fake.. married / engaged people rarely fuck... it's an historical factMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airdvr 200 #38 August 28, 2009 Poke Tracy...appears that's already been handled.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rick 67 #39 August 28, 2009 Quote Fleshlight is it just me that thought "other pussy" meant "back door"??? wasn't just you You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slcooper 0 #40 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote I'm pretty sure she's got a cat, too. I'm thinking that was the "other pussy" she referenced .... unless she's got a Fleshlight. So you thought he fucked her cat? If she kept a fleshlight around that would be a cool chick Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shah269 0 #41 August 28, 2009 Well....I'm still turned on....sounds like a fun chick! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FIREFLYR 0 #42 August 28, 2009 the best part is her status says "engaged" ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #43 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. If a guy said something like this he'd be accused of "playing games" www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #44 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. If a guy said something like this he'd be accused of "playing games" I dont think that avoiding making a complete fool of yourself counts a playing games. Flirting with his best friend to make him jealous, is playing games. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #45 August 29, 2009 The post is real, but her account was hacked: http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/the-story-of-tracy-turkish-brooks-her-other-pussy-and-her-hacked-facebook-account/ After making these fake posts, the hackers also changed her marital status to "engaged", and her religion to "atheist". Lesson for the rest of us: security, security, security. Or risk public humiliation Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
anthonyfellows 0 #36 August 28, 2009 Quote aren't they all pink??? No ... You can also get the Flesh Light "Ice" which is not pink. Looks like they have expanded their business since I purchased mine. They now offer the "Fleshlight Vibro".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #37 August 28, 2009 Quote funny but I suspect it's fake because her relationship status is engaged. Can't be fake.. married / engaged people rarely fuck... it's an historical factMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #38 August 28, 2009 Poke Tracy...appears that's already been handled.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #39 August 28, 2009 Quote Fleshlight is it just me that thought "other pussy" meant "back door"??? wasn't just you You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #40 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote I'm pretty sure she's got a cat, too. I'm thinking that was the "other pussy" she referenced .... unless she's got a Fleshlight. So you thought he fucked her cat? If she kept a fleshlight around that would be a cool chick Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #41 August 28, 2009 Well....I'm still turned on....sounds like a fun chick! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #42 August 28, 2009 the best part is her status says "engaged" ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #43 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. If a guy said something like this he'd be accused of "playing games" www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #44 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It says she's engaged. I wonder if her Fiance' knows about Michael! He does now! And HOLY SHIT ladies! Since when is it necessary to slobber all over a man like that for rolling up on you? She acts like he's done her the worlds biggest favor. How does she expect him to want that again when he's got a "permanent invitation"? Shes gonna be that last call he makes after batting zero at the bar. If a guy said something like this he'd be accused of "playing games" I dont think that avoiding making a complete fool of yourself counts a playing games. Flirting with his best friend to make him jealous, is playing games. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #45 August 29, 2009 The post is real, but her account was hacked: http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/the-story-of-tracy-turkish-brooks-her-other-pussy-and-her-hacked-facebook-account/ After making these fake posts, the hackers also changed her marital status to "engaged", and her religion to "atheist". Lesson for the rest of us: security, security, security. Or risk public humiliation Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
