Thanatos340 1 #26 September 2, 2009 I do believe that "Thank You Jesus!!!" counts as a Prayer. And Yes, i have been known to say exactly that as a beautiful woman is opening her thighs for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #27 September 2, 2009 QuoteCuz you know.... every sperm is scared Isn't that why the girls have to be on their knees to recieve something so scared? It's funny how you mis-spelled "sacred" as "scared". Perhaps they should be! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #28 September 2, 2009 QuoteQuote Where did message numbers 5 & 8 go? #5 broke the forum rules. #8 was a reply to #5, and since #5 was deleted there's no reason to keep it up. Ah, I was afraid of this happening. Go back to my original message #1, and click and drag your cursor past the end of the last sentence, to reveal a hidden prediction. Thanks for keeping on top of things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #29 September 2, 2009 QuoteThis should be moved to SC so we can actually talk about how ridiculous this is. You're free to start your own thread in a different forum. I didn't intend this one to be used to bash other people's religious beliefs. If they want to pray before sex, that's their business. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #30 September 2, 2009 >Thanks for keeping on top of things. Isn't that what starts the problem in the first place Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #31 September 2, 2009 Quote Quote Cuz you know.... every sperm is scared Isn't that why the girls have to be on their knees to recieve something so scared? It's funny how you mis-spelled "sacred" as "scared". Perhaps they should be! I've seen what they become!! Those sacred lil buggers SHOULD be scared. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #32 September 2, 2009 Quotethere's no reason to keep it up. Well, sure there is - that's why we pray first! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #33 September 2, 2009 I dunno...does giving 'last rights' count as a prayer? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #34 September 2, 2009 >And Yes, i have been known to say "Thank You Jesus!!!" as a beautiful woman is opening her thighs for me. He tried to become a doctor- but some people just can't make it through the gynecological part of the program. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #35 September 2, 2009 Quote #5 broke the forum rules. #8 was a reply to #5, and since #5 was deleted there's no reason to keep it up. And yesterday we had the best thread in several months, thanks to someone breaking the rules."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #36 September 3, 2009 Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. My prayer is somewhat similar to yours. Dear God, please let him last at least long enough that I get to finish for once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #37 September 3, 2009 Its been a while but I used to pray that my beer goggles would remain on ..and since I am being honest here , sometimes I used to pray that her beer goggles would remain on to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #38 September 3, 2009 Quote Its been a while but I used to pray that my beer goggles would remain on ..and since I am being honest here , sometimes I used to pray that her beer goggles would remain on to... Only thing worse than goin' to bed with someone who's coyote ugly...is waking up with a chewed off arm under ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #39 September 3, 2009 Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. Mine too. "Dear God, Just once, please let me have three O's like she does before I'm done?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #40 September 3, 2009 Quote Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. Mine too. "Dear God, Just once, please let me have three O's like she does before I'm done?" Now that is just flat out bragging."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #41 September 3, 2009 Quote Quote Its been a while but I used to pray that my beer goggles would remain on ..and since I am being honest here , sometimes I used to pray that her beer goggles would remain on to... Only thing worse than goin' to bed with someone who's coyote ugly...is waking up with a chewed off arm under ya! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #42 September 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. Mine too. "Dear God, Just once, please let me have three O's like she does before I'm done?" Now that is just flat out bragging. Remember, I'm older than you. Don't need Viagra yet, but sure wish there was a "speed up" on my clock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #43 September 3, 2009 Good god no (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #44 September 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. Mine too. "Dear God, Just once, please let me have three O's like she does before I'm done?" Now that is just flat out bragging. Remember, I'm older than you. Don't need Viagra yet, but sure wish there was a "speed up" on my clock. ...not as good as ya once were, but as good ONCE as ya ever were? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #45 September 4, 2009 Tweet (referee whistle blowing) Bullshit flag!! 50 yard penalty!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #46 September 4, 2009 providing proof is easy yet embarrassing. It's funny, the grass is always greener, eh? I'd give my left nut to be a 3 minute guy. hell, i'd give my left nut to be a 10 minute guy. I'll give you a hint; Remember always..... Ladies come first. Always. In everything, in every way. Right down to opening doors for them. Train yourself in that respect, and eventually it becomes habitual. Here's another tiny hint... When you're done, YOU get up off the bed and bring her a warm towel and you do the housecleaning for her. Try it. Just once. You might be very pleased at the result. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #47 September 4, 2009 Quote Here's another tiny hint... When you're done, YOU get up off the bed and bring her a warm towel and you do the housecleaning for her. Try it. Just once. +1 it really is so nice, and makes a girl feel very well taken care of! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #48 September 4, 2009 amen to that. You made the mess, you clean it up. I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #49 September 4, 2009 >You made the mess, you clean it up. -this again?... it's always about the goddam cleaning!...... why don't we just get a maid then we can have ONE decent weekend together. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #50 September 4, 2009 Quote >You made the mess, you clean it up. -this again?... it's always about the goddam cleaning!...... why don't we just get a maid then we can have ONE decent weekend together.that is what weekend get-a-way hotels are for Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
