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Steve Valdez tried to cash a check that was written on his wife's Bank of America check. The policy at Bank of America is that if you're going to cash a check and you don't have an account there, which is apparently the case with Valdez, the bank will request your thumbprint for identification purposes. The bank wanted Valdez to put his thumbprint on the back of his wife's check, which is a standard policy at Bank of America.

Valdez would have been happy to comply, but he has no thumbs. Valdez was born without arms and wears prosthetic devices.

From what Valdez told Channel 10, the teller said, "Obviously, you can't give a thumbprint." But even though Valdez had two forms of photo ID with him, the bank manager refused to cash the check.

Instead, the manager suggested that Valdez bring his wife back to the bank, or he could open an account.

Valdez asked the bank manager if he had ever heard of the American with Disabilities Act, and the manager apparently countered that the bank was being hospitable by offering those choices.

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Wonder how he got to the bank...sure didn't hitch-hike!



you're right airTARDO, i'm sure in your days, they didnt have prosthetic arms, its now 2009, not 1890 and we can attach fake arms but they dont have finger prints, so yes he could have hitch-hiked =D.

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Wonder how he got to the bank...sure didn't hitch-hike!



you're right airTARDO, i'm sure in your days, they didnt have prosthetic arms, its now 2009, not 1890 and we can attach fake arms but they dont have finger prints, so yes he could have hitch-hiked =D.

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Or nose print.

How about a boot print in the back of the bank manager's pants?:P

I love the variance in the world. The minimum wage kid at the tire shop will hustle and do a great job for you. The burger flipper gets your meal to you, hot and fast. The boss of the big bank can't lift a finger to help a guy who's got none. :S

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Never have liked Bank of America's policies and business practices. I have not ever banked there and I sure as shit never will. B of A " bunch of Asshats" Yup that atleast is statement I can see to be more fitting.-Caress
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Never have liked Bank of America's policies and business practices. I have not ever banked there and I sure as shit never will. B of A " bunch of Asshats" Yup that atleast is statement I can see to be more fitting.-Caress



So can you list the Banks that practices you do like? :P

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[replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? :P

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Well, yes:
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My Spank Bank!:D:D



What's the return on that investment?:D
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[replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? :P

Sparky



Well, yes:
1.



My Spank Bank!:D:D



What's the return on that investment?:D



Happiness.:D
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[replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? :P

Sparky



Well, yes:
1.



My Spank Bank!:D:D



What's the return on that investment?:D



Happiness.:D



Is her hotness a member?:ph34r:
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[replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? :P

Sparky



Well, yes:
1.



My Spank Bank!:D:D



What's the return on that investment?:D



Happiness.:D



Is her hotness a member?:ph34r:



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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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