JohnDeere 0 #1 September 15, 2009 CAMEL SEX A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly The Camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No not really, sir..... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are"Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 September 15, 2009 LOL g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #3 September 15, 2009 "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 September 15, 2009 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #5 September 15, 2009 it's funny cuz camels have humps.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #6 September 15, 2009 Trying to catch breath...... Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
