1969912 0 #1 September 16, 2009 I'm watching a UK channel 4 documentary called The Dark Side of Porn, and they estimate that 60 gallons of semen is ejaculated each year during the filming of porn movies in the San Fernando Valley. Whaddaya think? Too high? Too low? About right? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 September 16, 2009 I am so going to puke... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #3 September 16, 2009 That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 September 16, 2009 Quote That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. You suck!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #5 September 16, 2009 Quote That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww! I so didn't need that visual. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #6 September 16, 2009 Quote That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. A nice warm bath "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 September 16, 2009 Quote Quote That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. A nice warm bath OK, I'm OUT!! Have a nice night!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #8 September 16, 2009 Ah sounds a little low to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 September 16, 2009 Quote I am so going to puke... ...and that poor overworked person would have to mop that up too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 September 16, 2009 I'm guessing you don't swallow. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 16, 2009 Perhaps sperm banks have those little bumper stickers like the blood blanks... "12-gallon donor. Member since May 09" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #12 September 16, 2009 QuoteAh sounds a little low to me. You're probably right. They said 4,000 films are shot per year, and that's only 1.92 ounces, or a little over a shot glass full, per movie. I'd say more like a few hundred gallons. A good-sized hot tub full.... "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #13 September 16, 2009 Quote Perhaps sperm banks have those little bumper stickers like the blood blanks... "12-gallon donor. Member since May 09" OK, now that's funny!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #14 September 16, 2009 Quote Quote That's only a little more then a large bath tub full. You suck!! I was going to say a lot of mouth fulls.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #15 September 16, 2009 Quote I'm watching a UK channel 4 documentary called The Dark Side of Porn, and they estimate that 60 gallons of semen is ejaculated each year during the filming of porn movies in the San Fernando Valley. Whaddaya think? Too high? Too low? About right? That is 60 gallons of semen from the male actors appearing in porn films OR 60 gallons of semen from males watching porn? Where's nicolesheridan or voodoo with the expert opinion? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 September 16, 2009 Quote Quote Where's nicolesheridan or voodoo with the expert opinion? Probably banned from the Bonfire. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #17 September 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Where's nicolesheridan or voodoo with the expert opinion? Probably banned from the Bonfire. Well now... that would make things much less fun... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #18 September 16, 2009 Quote I'm guessing you don't swallow. I've been a blood donor for years. Didn't think to do the other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #19 September 16, 2009 Well, let's see... 60 gallons is about 227K mL. And according to my A&P book, the average ejaculation is around 3.5 mL. So that's around 65K ejaculations per year. Divided by 4000 films, that's about 16 ejaculations per film. Sounds like a reasonable estimate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #20 September 16, 2009 A seminal event?" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #21 September 16, 2009 Quote I am so going to puke... maybe you should apply!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #22 September 16, 2009 Quote Well, let's see... 60 gallons is about 227K mL. And according to my A&P book, the average ejaculation is around 3.5 mL. So that's around 65K ejaculations per year. Divided by 4000 films, that's about 16 ejaculations per film. Sounds like a reasonable estimate. NERD!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #23 September 16, 2009 Quote Well, let's see... 60 gallons is about 227K mL. And according to my A&P book, the average ejaculation is around 3.5 mL. So that's around 65K ejaculations per year. Divided by 4000 films, that's about 16 ejaculations per film. Sounds like a reasonable estimate. What the hell kind of aircraft do you work on that the manual give you specs on ejaculation?What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 September 16, 2009 mile high club charter planes Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #25 September 16, 2009 Damn that's a lot of salty malts coming out of the meat straw! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
