mamajumps 0 #26 September 8, 2007 THANKS...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #27 September 8, 2007 Quote Well any pointers to find anti-psycho some what good-looking guys who arent asshats would be greatly appreciated... and...oh never mind....Laugh Damn! I think I have the first two alright, but I'm a total asshat! Crap! _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #28 September 8, 2007 Quote Why does dating suck? yeah right, isnt that what it's all about. dating with sorry ass people probably sucksif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #29 September 8, 2007 Bad dates just make you appreciate the 'half decent' or 'passable' ones even more "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 September 10, 2007 With what Suds wrote for your match.com thingy, Im not surprised. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #31 September 10, 2007 I have amended... but I still know kung fu better than keanu reeves. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #32 September 10, 2007 Quote Damn! I think I have the first two alright, but I'm a total asshat! At least you're honest about being an asshat. That counts for something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #33 September 10, 2007 Yep, sure does.............Went on one myself last Friday night and it was a joke.....I have been talking to her for about 2 weeks and went out for lunch a few times....Friday night went out to eat really late as a last minute unexpected thing and after, she asked me to come over and watch a movie......her apartment was filthy. Not just a little un-kept, but Texaco Mens Room filthy...that was all it took for me! By looking at this girl, I would have never thought that! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #34 September 10, 2007 There's something really disgusting about a girl who's a slob. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #35 September 11, 2007 Quote and I think online dating sucks harder... -S Yeah, it does suck.. But I've got a new approach: I'm going to the new tunnel in the bay area tonight. If any lovely lady(ies) would like to come by to date me, please head over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #36 September 11, 2007 She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #37 September 11, 2007 Quote Yep, sure does.............Went on one myself last Friday night and it was a joke.....I have been talking to her for about 2 weeks and went out for lunch a few times....Friday night went out to eat really late as a last minute unexpected thing and after, she asked me to come over and watch a movie......her apartment was filthy. Not just a little un-kept, but Texaco Mens Room filthy...that was all it took for me! By looking at this girl, I would have never thought that! Damn that sucks... my house never gets "filthy"...cluttered sure, I have 3 kids. Cluttered is nearly impossible to avoid. But the carpets are clean, dishes are done, beds are made... there just might be a toy here or there... and I hate having people over when its like that! I cant even imagine inviting someone over to something like that, but honestly, if it was that bad and she invited you over, odds are, thats how she grew up and doesn't see it as that bad or as anything wrong with it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #38 September 11, 2007 Quote There's something really disgusting about a girl who's a slob. Right....this was beyond slob......she had a guinea pig in a cage and it was more than obvious she had not cleaned the cage in months........... "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #39 September 11, 2007 Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Nothing........did not even try to hid anything...well, no way to hide any of that mess! I mean there was dog hair everywhere and the entire place smelled of dog and guniea pig piss! I was shocked actually. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soaring_penguin 0 #40 September 11, 2007 Quote Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Nothing........did not even try to hid anything...well, no way to hide any of that mess! I mean there was dog hair everywhere and the entire place smelled of dog and guniea pig piss! I was shocked actually. Damn and I thought I had bad luck by attracting only heavily disturbed girls that have unresolved issues from previous relationships . After a few fiascos I think I need to come up with a psych test to give them right away. Apparently I can't seem to notice anything strange even when their head start spinning around At least her apartment won't keep calling you or run into you in public Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #41 September 11, 2007 Quote Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Nothing........did not even try to hid anything...well, no way to hide any of that mess! I mean there was dog hair everywhere and the entire place smelled of dog and guniea pig piss! I was shocked actually. so did uou stay with her for the night?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #42 September 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Nothing........did not even try to hid anything...well, no way to hide any of that mess! I mean there was dog hair everywhere and the entire place smelled of dog and guniea pig piss! I was shocked actually. so did uou stay with her for the night? Yeah, or nail her in a clean motel room! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #43 September 11, 2007 Quote Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Nothing........did not even try to hid anything...well, no way to hide any of that mess! I mean there was dog hair everywhere and the entire place smelled of dog and guniea pig piss! I was shocked actually. This reminds me of when I went the first time to the house of someone I was dating. I kept seeing things out of the corner of my eye moving about the wall unit. Turned out to be huge cockroaches jumping from place to place. Or flying. Whatever they do. I normally don't inspect a place as a guest, but this made me look around. It was disgusting.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #44 September 11, 2007 Dating???? What's that? Is that like when you get bitch-slapped for commiting the major faux pas of asking a woman how old she is? It didn't help when I said, "You don't look it." Maybe I should have been more direct by making a comment about the wrinkles. Damn. Can't win for losing. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #45 September 11, 2007 Quote It didn't help when I said, "You don't look it." I think the only appropriate response for that is "thank-you".She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,621 #46 September 11, 2007 Quote Yep, sure does.............Went on one myself last Friday night and it was a joke.....I have been talking to her for about 2 weeks and went out for lunch a few times....Friday night went out to eat really late as a last minute unexpected thing and after, she asked me to come over and watch a movie......her apartment was filthy. Not just a little un-kept, but Texaco Mens Room filthy...that was all it took for me! By looking at this girl, I would have never thought that! I am just a new boy Stranger in this town Where are all the good times? Who's gonna show this stranger around? Ooooo I need a dirty woman Ooooo I need a dirty girl ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #47 September 11, 2007 Quote She asked you over and didn't even bother to clean up first? Ewwwww! Maybe she did clean up...tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #48 September 11, 2007 Quote Ooooo I need a dirty woman Ooooo I need a dirty girl I dont think Roger was thinking about guinea pig pee when he wrote that. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #49 September 11, 2007 ..but he was thinking of being peed on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 September 11, 2007 Quote ..but he was thinking of being peed on. At a club?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
