skymama 35 #51 September 18, 2009 QuoteWeren't you the one who mentioned Michael Phelps? IIRC, he was on a break from training after the Olympics when that occured. I'm quite sure he has had a few more opportunities to party than I did at the same age.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #52 September 18, 2009 Mine is for decoration purposes only....promiseBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #53 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Weren't you the one who mentioned Michael Phelps? IIRC, he was on a break from training after the Olympics when that occured. I'm quite sure he has had a few more opportunities to party than I did at the same age. One of the heaviest smokers I've ever known ran 10 miles each way to work every day. He wasn't quite world class, but could run 2 miles in under 9 minutes. I've also known other very fit individuals who partook of the ganja during training. The effects wouldn't have been as detrimental as yo might have expected, your father notwithstanding. Nonetheless, it is kinda cool that you've gone this long in life while jumping at that DZ without ever seeing a bong! (You realize that once the word gets out, you'll get more invitations than you can handle!)Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #54 September 18, 2009 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Go to the Muff trailer - no wait - which dz are you at? (Too many bong hits I guess. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #55 September 18, 2009 While it has been a few years since I've been to the Muff Trailer©, I don't recall ever seeing a bong in there! I have seen boobies there though. Johnny always made sure someone showed some boobage.hmmm...wonder how Hootski is doing in Dallas.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrapeta 0 #56 September 18, 2009 Yup and the second hand usually has a lighter in itSafety First!! If your gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough. Your mom goes HandHeld Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #57 September 18, 2009 Quote Safety First!! That's why they're called safety meetings. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #58 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Even now around the dz, I know people go off and experiment, That is just too precious. And I'm saying that in a nice way, I swear. Bless you, Sister. (Johnny Carson talking about a couple politicians who admitted experimenting with drugs) "Louis Pasteur experimented with drugs. These guys were getting stoned." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #59 September 18, 2009 Quote Go search the kids' rooms...you'll probably find one. Best answer yet."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #60 September 18, 2009 QuotePeople drank at parties I went to in college, (not in high school), they just didn't do softer drugs. At least, not around me. FIFY"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #61 September 18, 2009 My first bong sighting was in the bushes by the school bus stop when I was about 10 or 11. I can't recall whether I knew what it was or if one of the other kids had to tell me what it was. Beyond that, I'm pretty sure it was college before I saw one again, this time in use, and a few times since then."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #62 September 18, 2009 Quote While it has been a few years since I've been to the Muff Trailer©, I don't recall ever seeing a bong in there! top left hand cabinet in the kitchenjust kidding that's where the rolling papers areYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinlizzy73 0 #63 September 18, 2009 The first and only time I ever saw a bong was when I was riding with my brother who was a cop. We went to a domestic call, and when he came out of the house he was holding a bong. When he got back in the squad car he handed it to me and said "maintain this," and off we went to the next call. Later he put it in the evidence room. That was the end of my experience with a bong. You are not alone sister. Jeanne Blue Skies, better days, more beer - Oh the humanity - Peace be with you my friend DON'T TASE ME BRO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #64 September 18, 2009 Quote I've seen bongs in movies, I've never been around one up close. I don't know why a person would do a bong hit instead of smoking a joint, maybe someone could enlighten me on that. As to the question about me going to parties- I was a serious swimmer from the age of 8 through college and was training 3-4 hours a day. I wasn't about to put something in my lungs that would make it harder for me to accomplish my goals after all that work. People drank at parties I went to in college, (not in high school), they just didn't do drugs. At least, not around me. I got married at 20 and got pregnant for the first time at 22. My life was just not geared towards partying. Even now around the dz, I know people go off and experiment, I'm not stupid. I'm just not the person they ask to go do drugs with them so I never see anything more than someone smoking a joint sometimes. Don't let these dirty stoner delinquents lay judgment on you, Mistress! It is precisely your perfect blend of innate innocence, and wanton curiosity that make you so wonderfully corruptible ...uh..loveable. For God's sake. You are the very reason they make Catholic school girl outfits in adult sizes.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #65 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? What happened to the box of Twinkies? Twinkies!! HaHaHa, wait, what? And, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. We should really go get some more...OH SH*T!! Look! Willie Wonka's on!....OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #66 September 18, 2009 Thanks, Robby! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #67 September 18, 2009 Who are the 11 No voters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #68 September 18, 2009 The cops who are lurking the thread.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #69 September 18, 2009 Quote Who are the 11 No voters? They are the tiny minority.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #70 September 18, 2009 QuoteThe cops who are lurking the thread. LOL, My bet is they have seen and taken more Bongs than any of us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #71 September 18, 2009 QuoteQuoteThe cops who are lurking the thread. LOL, My bet is they have seen and taken more Bongs than any of us! Why wouldn't they? F*ckers get 'em for free!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #72 September 18, 2009 Quote Thanks, Robby! If I am, guess which of your favorite toys I'll be bringing with me..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #73 September 18, 2009 Quote The cops who are lurking the thread. Some of the cops I know were the biggest stoners pre-law enforcement jobs. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #74 September 18, 2009 Quote If I am, guess which of your favorite toys I'll be bringing with me..... Ohhhh! And I swear I'll use it this time...if you start before midnight. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullin82 0 #75 September 18, 2009 Quote So in which convent were you raised? i cant say much i didnt see one until i was older and delivering carpets. seems as if the poilce use them as deceration after there confinscated cause i seen hundreds as flower pots and wall decoration ata police vehicle storage facility lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
