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JohnDeere

Why do some women not want to have sex?

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You two quit fighting over Shah:P:ph34r:



Shush! Go make ME a sammich!! :P



ME?!!!!

You don't know what you're asking. I could probably somehow BURN your sammich. :D:D:D I'm not kept around for my domestic abilities. B|


Hahaha!! Didn't realize he put both us our names up there when he replied.

And nah.... Mr. Deere is the one who needs to get crackin' in the kitchen!!
Always be kinder than you feel.

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You two quit fighting over Shah:P:ph34r:


Ladies, ladies, there is enough of my fat gut for the both of you! Now please some one get me a beer and some one get me a sandwich. :)
And yes I was not aware V was his wife.

However you must admit you have to be a little proud that your complexity has baffled the pharmaceutical community with respect to finding the female version of Viagra. Though Viagra does work on women it doesn't flip the switch as it were. Rather it just helps with other issues after the intimacy has begun.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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You two quit fighting over Shah:P:ph34r:



Shush! Go make ME a sammich!! :P



ME?!!!!

You don't know what you're asking. I could probably somehow BURN your sammich. :D:D:D I'm not kept around for my domestic abilities. B|


Hahaha!! Didn't realize he put both us our names up there when he replied.

And nah.... Mr. Deere is the one who needs to get crackin' in the kitchen!!


Dont blame it on me:). I have no problem making a sammich if i get rewarded properly;):D
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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Shah :|>>>

You say you read that women who don't like sex are normal and need no help. I say "Ooo, I better get Valinda to a doctor."

That's an opposite joke. See, don't like sex, normal. Gotta see a doctor, not normal, must like . . . .:).

Geez, pay attention and stay on subject. If I gotta keep explaining each joke, I'm going to think you're blond.:P

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