movie quotes

[Ketia0 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDgkvWh3JQ

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[airtwardo 6]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDgkvWh3JQ

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Ketia0 0]

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[airtwardo 6]

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You're no daisy!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Ketia0 0]

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[airtwardo 6]

Hell, I gotta lotta friends...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Ketia0 0]

I dont

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[Ketia0 0]

Oh, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[KermieCorleone 0]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

- Neil

Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

[airtwardo 6]

Just wanted to let ya know...you're sittin' in my chair.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Ketia0 0]

Why, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[Ketia0 0]

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[downwardspiral 0]

"If I'm going to die for a word...my word is poooontang"?

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[thedude325 0]

"I'm on DRUGS!!!!!!!!"

[Pokerstar 0]

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[Pokerstar 0]

“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[Pokerstar 0]

"Soylent Green is people"

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[PLFXpert 0]

"I thought you'd be bigger."





I am still mourning Patrick Swayze. He is the only man I ever declared I would marry--granted I was six-years old.

I LOVE that movie, BTW.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[DavidB 0]

Ringo: Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?
George: Nah!
Paul: Don't be soft!
[George looks in the cupboard, then sits back down]
George: He's right, you know
John: There you go.

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[NickDG 23]

"Six two and even, they're selling you out, sonny."

- Sam Spade, The Maltese Falcon

[airtwardo 6]

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[DangerRoo 0]

"frankly my dear I dont give a damn"

and

"tomorrow is another day"

(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[muff528 3]

"...... a Roman toga party was held, from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of peversion, so profound and disgusting, that decorum prohibits listing them here. These are the charges recorded this day, November 15, 1962." ~Niedermeyer

"As of now they're on double secret probation!" ~Dean Wormer.

[millertimeunc 0]

"What would you say...you DO here?!?" <>

"I'm sure he could help me, i mean he helped Carol with her weight problem.
Peter, she's anorexic.
...Well yeah...the guy's really good."

-Both from Office Space

The best things in life are dangerous.

[FLJB 0]

"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy"

"Canada huh?... Almost made it."

"license and registration, chicken fucker!, bacaaakkkk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7IXWoGhPaQ

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