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SkyBastard

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

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happy birthday me. i'm mumfyhumble years old. if you had unlimited amounts of care for how i felt on my birthday, what would you do for me? so far my birthday has been a bit rubbish.

i'm willing, in the future, to imagine it was ace, your contributions might help.
Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

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Happy Birthday you old, um, Bastard! :)
School day birthdays are sub-optimal. I reckon you should retrospectively postpone yours to the weekend. Weather forecast is looking pretty good (depending on where in the UK you are) - if you could shift your birthday I would jump with you and buy you a beer.

There's my contribution. Hope it helps.

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Happy birthday bud....go consume some beers, and make another lap around the sun its gonna be alright

Could be worse you know...they coulda just raped and pilaged your village and left it burning...uh I actually enjoy being raped and fire..nevermind

Have a stylin rest of the day bro
if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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I mean really all these girls say happy birthday but not a single one posted a single photo of their boobies or their bellies or their toes!
I'm really hurt for you!
Oh yeah happy birthday!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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i would especially have appreciated a toe shot. i like toes.


Ladies...if not for me then for our very own Bastard
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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yes. i would like to add if anyone does post images of their toes i will refrain from imagining myself sucking them, i will instead just allow myself to generally lust after them a bit.

so it's all above board.
Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

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