robskydiv 0 #1 October 9, 2009 Me and Superman got in a fight. I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite. Just saw Clark Kent walki'n with a cane, And now I'm dating Lois Lane. Sound off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #2 October 9, 2009 long run, gotta poo, so bad, fuck my life... ohhh yeah, gotta poo, ohhhh yeah, prairie doggin from the wing for you ;)JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #3 October 9, 2009 Thanks Gary. Chesty would be proud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #4 October 17, 2009 Me and Superman had a fight, I kicked his ass with Kryptonite, Then I went and ate his brain, Next I jumped on Lois Lane Lois, Lois, Lois Lane, Said until me had never came Down came Batman from the sky So I punched that fatman in the eye Robin took a fighting stance, He hit the floor on Batman’s pants Batgirl came and off we went When she exhaled I was spent Down in the alley dropped Spiderman Shot his web like a spider can What’s he thinkin', he knows me? Now he’s got no memory Batgirl came to see what’s up She got some lovin that never gave up Hulk was bad but not no more, He tried to hit me while I snored I kicked him in his rock like head His last punch missed but he was dead Betty came running and figured out After sex with me threw her sex toys out Five Superhero's beaten down More to fall when word gets round Let’s cut the chase and stop the rappin, Keep your girls happy and this wouldn’t happen. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #5 October 18, 2009 My girl's a pretty girl. She's a country girl I'd buy her anything to keep her in style She's got a set of eyes, just like two Butterflies I'll buy her anything to keep her in style. She's got a head of hair, just like a grizzlyBear, I'll buy her anything to keep her in style. She's got a pair of feet just like the seventh fleet I'll buy her anything to keep her in style... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #6 October 18, 2009 A variation of the cadence above is as follows: My girl's a vegetable. She lives in a hospital and I don't do anything to keep that bitch alive She don't need no food, gets her breakfast through a tube and I don't do anything to keep that bitch alive. She don't need no clothes, she's got her hospital robes and I don't do anything to keep that bitch alive She don't need no tv, she's got an EKG and I don't do anything to keep that bitch alive."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 October 18, 2009 They say that in the ARMY women are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and douche with turpentine. * not all military women are beautiful, some are like sea hags. I guess they thought the odds were better if they joined. Well at least the odds were good, but the goods were odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
