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So I just had to add to the fun about LEE.

Setting the tone….
It was a typical hard working Saturday at the Farm. All was good and the festivities for the evening were being set. LEE was yelling at everyone to get ready for the bus ride to the local evening dinner in Cedartown. You can picture him “Come on Hans, Come on”. After the typical skydiving bantering, all 15+ people smashed in the bus with drinks in hand and the 5+ cars in tow, we all arrive at the restaurant. In typical LEE skydiving fashion the dinning room was taken over. LEE just took charge. Let me remind you this restaurant is bring your own beer it that help set the ambience

Now mind you some of the people left in that dinning room probably did care for the abrupt interruption and language being served. I can still remember LEE “ using the term “Awhhh fu(k-em” with everyone, skydiver or not. LEE was in rare form using his accent to mess with people. There was one guy (local redneck) who of course could not understand his accent and if he could there was really nothing he could do about it. He just did know what to do…… It was all in fun.

OK….now earlier that day in through the evening Hans was sharing some very graphic porn on his phone. He was very proud of it and all whom was exposed to it got a laugh. Now let me remind you we are sitting at the head of the table right next to the kitchen were all the staff can see….. LEE pulls out his balls and tells me to “Take a picture of this for Hans’s phone”. Needless to say we were trying to be discreet as he wanted Hans to get it on his phone……. LEE, Brandy, and I are laughing so hard but nobody can figure out what is going on. Hans is sitting about mid table and keeps asking what the hell is so damn funny. As this is happing the waitress walks right up to us to take his order.

Now image what the waitress is looking at… One guy holding his package in his hand with his other hand on his wife sitting next to him and the other guy trying to take a picture of it….LEE didn’t wink an eye and look at her and ordered his steak and lobster…..

That’s how I will remember LEE grinning from ear to ear with his wife by his side.

Blue skies forever LEE

See Ya

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hahahahahahahaha I'm sure Lee is laughing right now too.


If Lee's Shrek, who's the donkey? ;)


As least make it accurate. You are a little shorter than that.:P
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hahahahahahahaha I'm sure Lee is laughing right now too.


If Lee's Shrek, who's the donkey? ;)


As least make it accurate. You are a little shorter than that.:P


I'm shorter in that pic than I am in the shrek/psychobob/billyvance pic... Post #268 :P
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So I just had to add to the fun about LEE.

Setting the tone….
It was a typical hard working Saturday at the Farm. All was good and the festivities for the evening were being set. LEE was yelling at everyone to get ready for the bus ride to the local evening dinner in Cedartown. You can picture him “Come on Hans, Come on”. After the typical skydiving bantering, all 15+ people smashed in the bus with drinks in hand and the 5+ cars in tow, we all arrive at the restaurant. In typical LEE skydiving fashion the dinning room was taken over. LEE just took charge. Let me remind you this restaurant is bring your own beer it that help set the ambience

Now mind you some of the people left in that dinning room probably did care for the abrupt interruption and language being served. I can still remember LEE “ using the term “Awhhh fu(k-em” with everyone, skydiver or not. LEE was in rare form using his accent to mess with people. There was one guy (local redneck) who of course could not understand his accent and if he could there was really nothing he could do about it. He just did know what to do…… It was all in fun.

OK….now earlier that day in through the evening Hans was sharing some very graphic porn on his phone. He was very proud of it and all whom was exposed to it got a laugh. Now let me remind you we are sitting at the head of the table right next to the kitchen were all the staff can see….. LEE pulls out his balls and tells me to “Take a picture of this for Hans’s phone”. Needless to say we were trying to be discreet as he wanted Hans to get it on his phone……. LEE, Brandy, and I are laughing so hard but nobody can figure out what is going on. Hans is sitting about mid table and keeps asking what the hell is so damn funny. As this is happing the waitress walks right up to us to take his order.

Now image what the waitress is looking at… One guy holding his package in his hand with his other hand on his wife sitting next to him and the other guy trying to take a picture of it….LEE didn’t wink an eye and look at her and ordered his steak and lobster…..

That’s how I will remember LEE grinning from ear to ear with his wife by his side.

Blue skies forever LEE

See Ya

Man I wish I could have met Lee. I just laughed to tears w/ that story. My kinda guy. BSBD Lee.[:/]
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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Not much of an update, but looks like the FDLE is on track .... the video track seems to be unedited clips with no significant information.

http://www.wctv.tv/news/headlines/12332306.html


Our prayers are with you.

It says there that he was stabbed to death. :( Painful way to go, but a murder via this method leaves a lot of forensic evidence behind because of it being so up close & personal. I'm confident the SOB(s) will be caught.

As much as I want to be up-to-date on the case, I think I'm gonna stop reading this thread, at least for a while. It's just too sad to bare. It may or may not seem odd that someone that didn't know Lee is so affected by his passing, but I'm willing to bet there are many here who are in the same boat & feel much the same way. Again condolences, and all my love and support go out to the family and friends - I can only imagine what al of you guys are feeling.

The stories bring a smile to many though, myself included. Keep em' comin'... :)
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My last outing with Lee...

Lee loved sushi and rounded up a busload of jumpers to go 25 miles to his favorite Japanese restaurant. We all piled in and rode off into the night with Lee in high gear keeping the bus in an uproar...a traveling party on wheels.

We all entered the packed place and Lee immediately took charge telling the hostess "Fuck 'em" we got a shitload of people and want the next table." Lee gave her that big grin and she blushed and smiled.

While waiting, Lee found a big box of toys that the restaurant was giving out to the kids and he started stuffing his pockets saying, "Fuck 'em. We got kids at the DZ." The hostess saw that and opened her mouth to say something but just hung there slack-jawed and decided not to say it.

There was an older couple sitting on a waiting-bench and Lee commented on the old feller's NASCAR jacket and struck up a conversation with them about NASCAR and all and shortly into the chatter invited then to join us at our table offering to buy them a beer. He asked the lady, "Hey! You got grand-kids? Let me give you something for them", and pulled out one of the toys in his pocket and handed it to her.

We finally got a table and all sat down. The waiter came to take drink orders. He was a tall, thin guy with extremely protruding teeth. I'm sitting next to Lee and I could feel it coming...as the waiter started to walk off, Lee shouted, "Hey! TOOTH! come back you forgot one!" When the guy gets back, Lee started in on him..."You know we DO have dentists in America? I used to work here but had to quit. The dental plan sucked balls."

One of the girls got on Lee about being polite. Lee: "Whaaat? I AM being polite."

So, the sushi comes and Lee grabs the first plate and starts chowing down. He eats about half of the plate, offers some to me, and then with that big grin, holds it up and says, "Hey. They got the wrong plate..who ordered this?" and passed the plate down to the rightful diner who looked at the decimated plate woefully. Grinning, Lee says, "Man. That was good. You should order another one".

There was more going on but if you knew Lee, you would know that it would take all day to relate everything so I'll skip ahead to the departure...

I'm the DD. I get into the bus and crank it up. People slowly making their way on. Lee comes up to the window and motions "roll down the window". He says, "Pretend you are talking to me"...and them flops out the meat and pisses in the parking lot...he didn't fall for it when I yelled, "Cops!" He says, "Fuck 'em if they never pissed in a parking lot."

On the way home, the bus gets low on gas. Lee, in typical Lee fashion, yells, "Pull over at the next station. I'll put in some gas." Notably, nobody else offers.
Lee fills the tank.


Lee Gerrard:
Big hearted, fun-loving, rude, crude and right up front.
I love the big guy.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Lee's home was searched?

"Investigators got a warrant to search his Tallahassee home, Hobbs said."

http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071212/NEWS01/712120319/1010



I just noticed this little gem in that article: "Attempts to find family members in Tallahassee were unsuccessful." :S:S:S
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Me, Lee and a dude called Brian walked into a sports bar in Tallahassee. This pretty little girl walked up to seat us and proceeded with "would you like a table or would you like to sit at the bar?"

Without even a second hesitation Lee blurts out "Booth please, im a fat cunt i cant sit on them stools anymore."

While i grinned shaking my head the girl gathered herself from the shellshock and seated us.

:)

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Lee's home was searched?

"Investigators got a warrant to search his Tallahassee home, Hobbs said."

http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071212/NEWS01/712120319/1010



I just noticed this little gem in that article: "Attempts to find family members in Tallahassee were unsuccessful." :S:S:S


While its totally untrue, its almost better to print that and protect Brandy, than to print her name and wherabouts. Why she had to say anthing about it in the article is beyond me though.

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