banesanura 1 #1 October 25, 2009 I pronounce to you the CLIT creed. Cunngingly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained Clit. My courtesy to superior women, neatness of dress and care of the breasts and body shall set the example for Clit's to follow. Lovingly, l never shall I fail my Clit. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the pleasing my Clit, one-hundred-percent and then some. I will never leave a fallen Clit to fall into the hands of the younger women and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my fellow Clits. I will display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the CLIT's objective and complete the mission though I be the lone cougar. Though I volunteered myself as a Clit, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of the Clit. Acknowledging the fact that a Clit is a more elite woman who arrives at the cutting edge of domination by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Clit my female species expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other woman for younger men. Since I'm head nacisisst I've voted for myself twice as the Donna of CLIT. El presidente mexicoon extrodinare.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #2 October 25, 2009 My bad. CLIT stands for: Cougar Leauge In Training Basically to become the elite force of females once we reach 40-102 You can be enlisted into Clit before 40. PT test required. We also have a Clit tabs.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #3 October 25, 2009 Shouldn't you advertise our services in Classifieds instead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 October 26, 2009 Nah. I'm recruiting for a cause! bah ahahahahBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 October 26, 2009 Looks like someone was introduced to the Ranger creed. Cute adaptation."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #6 October 26, 2009 Nice sig line.... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #7 October 26, 2009 I congratulate you and your ever growing group of cunning linguists."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #8 October 26, 2009 I knew better than to look at a thread she started, but I just couldn't help myself. When will I learn?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 October 26, 2009 Go shower, Stinky McNasty!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #10 October 26, 2009 I kinda have a thing for military guys. Oh and fuck no on the shower. I finally feel like a real wetback! I've never felt so close to my motherland.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 October 26, 2009 Quote I kinda have a thing for military guys. Oh and fuck no on the shower. I finally feel like a real wetback! I've never felt so close to my motherland. Sooo - By fuck no - does that mean - never again?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #12 October 26, 2009 you cant tell me what to do!!!! whaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 October 27, 2009 Quoteyou cant tell me what to do!!!! whaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaa I can, and I do. Now go wash that thing - I can smell it from here!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote you cant tell me what to do!!!! whaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaa I can, and I do. Now go wash that thing - I can smell it from here! BWAAAAAAAA!! I *so* needed that laugh. Thanks, Turtle!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 October 27, 2009 Quote Looks like someone was introduced to the Ranger creed. Cute adaptation. C L I T's lead the way?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 October 30, 2009 Quote Quote Looks like someone was introduced to the Ranger creed. Cute adaptation. C L I T's lead the way?! Only when they are hugely malformed - and hermaphrodidic. . . Otherwise cocks lead the way if properly stimulated or under the influence of viagra, like Divot.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #17 October 30, 2009 I just wet myself- I so needed to read that today! Thanks for that FYI of the day baby it so made my day!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites