banesanura 1 #26 November 15, 2009 Just make sure there aren't any pop up tents Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #28 November 15, 2009 Do you take Skyride? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #29 November 15, 2009 I'd call it 'the Skydiving Here Is The Tits DZ' aka- 'the S.H.I.T.T. DZ'*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #30 November 15, 2009 or.... 'the S.H.I.T.T. Center'*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #31 November 15, 2009 QuoteWe'd require tandem harness to look like this. Think of the results of a hard opening!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #32 November 15, 2009 This DZ of yours.....what's it's policy on stripper poles, strippers, hot tubs, hot tubs with strippers and most importantly hookers and blow? Will these be provided or shall we bring our own?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #33 November 15, 2009 For jump planes get a fleet of F-18 Hornets. 45000 ft. per minute climb rate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #34 November 15, 2009 And a DJ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9HMVNKDzk Why do I have a funny feeling it's going to look like this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote you can hire me as the local SKYGOD.. i'll do the WS-AFF part of the operation! I thought you were supposed to be GOOD at skydiving to be a skygod? i thought the requirements were: shiny gear, an EGO and an attitude; i'm pretty good at that! Let me rephrase... you can't be a shitty skydiver...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 November 15, 2009 Quote If YOU owned a dropzone, no matter what you named it...before long ~ ~we'd all call it 'Crater City'! Only cuz I'd sabotage your rig.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 November 15, 2009 Quote Just make sure there aren't any pop up tents At my DZ, we use those for target practice.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 November 15, 2009 Quote Do you take Skyride? no, but we do take cash.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #39 November 15, 2009 QuoteThis DZ of yours.....what's it's policy on stripper poles, strippers, hot tubs, hot tubs with strippers and most importantly hookers and blow? Will these be provided or shall we bring our own? Please note: This is a DZ/dungeon and a place of business. A stripper pole will be installed for boogies and a hot tub is a must to relax the muscles after hours of being tied in extremely uncomfortable postitions but the strippers will not be provided. The hookers and blow are not provided. Any use of the latter will require testing by the DZO (namely, ME) for approval. Failure to meet basic standards will require removal of said hookers and blow from the DZ and replacement with sufficient material in it's stead.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #40 November 15, 2009 I thought we agreed that we where having a hooker and blow bathroom dispenser. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roundcanopy 0 #41 November 16, 2009 Instead of "are you ready to skydive" answered by "hell yeah" It would be "jump bitch" answered by "Yes Mistress" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 November 17, 2009 I can see it now... to paraphrase an old Airborne joke... Banesanura's the jump master for a line of static line students out of an Otter, every student goes when they're prompted, except the last one. She screams at him "GO!!!" He shakes his head "I'm scared!" She bellows "BOY! EITHER YOU JUMP OR I STICK THIS BIG 14" LONG STRAP ON DILDO UP YOUR ASS!!!!" He jumped, a little. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
