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What is your secret home remedy for a cold?

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Sleep, lost of clear liquids, foods cooked with garlic and chick flicks.



Chick flicks? For you maybe. Gimme some shoot 'em up bang bang movie. :D
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Spicy soup. I'll get a big container of hot & sour soup from the Chinese restaurant down the street. Helps clear the sinuses and has intense enough flavor that I can actually taste it with my sinuses all clogged up.
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Almost any kind of hot drink, in a hot bath, followed by several sessions of hot sex.

It doesn't do a thing for your cold, but MASSIVELY improves morale!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
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Almost any kind of hot drink, in a hot bath, followed by several sessions of hot sex.

It doesn't do a thing for your cold, but MASSIVELY improves morale!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



It's good to see that you can still think about sex after destroying that poor rental bike:ph34r:



Meh.. I'm pretty much always thinking about sex.. In fact, I reckon it's the best remedy for just about anything! :D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Tomato soup n grilled cheese
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Egg Drop Soup

Portable vicks machine, & vicks vapor rub on the chest / nose.

Water, green tea, juice, water, green tea, juice.

Camp on the couch n watch anything mindless....

and coupious amounts of Mucinex n codeine cough syrup to help me sleep.

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On the old "Beverly Hillbillies" show, Granny had a 100% fool proof cure for the common cold. When Mr. Drysdale found out about it he got very excited and started gathering investors to poor money into a pharmaceutical company. Then Granny presented the cure; jug of moonshine, stay in bed for seven to ten days and you'll be cured.

To date, this is probably the best remedy I've found.
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I want a vacuum hose down my throat to suck out all the stoopid green gunk that I keep trying to hack out. [:/]



Hate to break it to you, but you've LONG surpassed the cold stage if green is what you're hacking up. B|

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