jraf 0 #1 December 5, 2002 Yeah, that was to get youe attention. I have achieved perfection. Cullinary that is. Ass you all know I am perfect all around anyway. Food I made, and let anybody tell me it is not mouthwatering 1. Bought a rack of lamb yesterday 2. diced garlic 3. diced fresh cranberries 4. put garlic and cranberries in a stone dish and added loads of basil 5. poured 3/4 of nice french bordeaux (and I mean nice, you grogans!) 6. put the rack of lamb in the dish, covered it and let it baste overnight 7. today I let the grill heat up (no gas grill shit - real Jack Daniels barrel wood) 8. I put two small potatoes and two garlic cloves in tin foil and let them bake 9. I started prepairing saffron rice and steamed asparagus 10. I put the lamb on the grill 11. I poured the basting (garlic+basil+cranberries+vino) into a pan and let it simmer 12. when all was ready put the lamb on the plate and pured the basting over, then added the baked potatoes and garlic the steamed asparagus sprinkled with lemon juice, the saffron rice and ate it all with gusto splashing it down with a magic Chianti I discovered lately. Cheers, and fuck fast food!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #2 December 5, 2002 Quotefuck fast food! wouldn't ya have to catch it first? whadduya wanna eat or f**k?--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 December 5, 2002 Man, ya gotta love the Jack Daniels barrel wood.... i can almost see a cook off on the horizon.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 December 5, 2002 thats nothing! I can cook mac and cheesehow many did you cook for? i hate cooking for myself! I mena I love cooking but not JUST for myself My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 December 5, 2002 Well the Dude we rosted over the fireplace at ZHills on Saturday night was trying to run away, but TK shot him. See, the only drawback of shooting your own food is that you have to watch for the buckshot. Otherwise I live humans, just could not eat one all myselfjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #6 December 5, 2002 JT: Did that for myself. I hate eating shit! Travis: whenever you guys are here or whenever I come up there!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #7 December 5, 2002 QuoteOtherwise I live humans, just could not eat one all myself boy, you been drinking and posting again?--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 December 5, 2002 just could not eat one all myself some of them are tasty. maybe you are preparing them incorrectly hahah!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 December 5, 2002 I guess my invitation to dinner got lost in the mail. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 December 5, 2002 When should I come over for dinner?I'll bring some nice bourbon and fine cigars... My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 December 5, 2002 Quoteguess my invitation to dinner got lost in the mail. mine too. and after all the hospitality you showed this weekend, taking in the homeless... see where charity gets us these days! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 December 5, 2002 and don't forget the fine beverages and food that I provided! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #13 December 5, 2002 Most definitely, what would I bee doing at home on a Wednesday night. You got the gist though I trust, cause I have many, many more bottles of fine wine, buuuuuuurp! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #14 December 5, 2002 Stacymadre/Cielomadre: you know you don't need an invitation, so stop wailing and get your good for nothing kiesters down here, and I mean right now!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #15 December 5, 2002 Why, thank-you, Hans. But, I don't know....do you think you'd be able to handle the both of us ganging up on you?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #16 December 5, 2002 i'm sorry i wasn't invited so i had dinner and too much tequila already. sorry. perhaps another time. did you call me madre? my name is LIBIDO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #17 December 5, 2002 My mouth is watering......nothing better than a man who can cook..and cook well.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #18 December 5, 2002 Weel sure, after all I have that black talon loaded Smith&Wesson under my bed, not to comment on what I carry in my pants jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #19 December 5, 2002 HEY.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #20 December 5, 2002 hellooooooo.....that would be you, precious... your lasagne is out of this world.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #21 December 5, 2002 LOL.... Thanks..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #22 December 5, 2002 Mamasita, food is a sacred thing to me. You come down here and I will wine you and dine you and...no, you already have children. Anyway there are methods of circumventing that problem... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #23 December 5, 2002 QuoteMamasita, food is a sacred thing to me. I find that cooking can be very sensual...the smells...the feel...the taste... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #24 December 5, 2002 ..the touch, the shared wine, the tartness of grapes on your tounge. The smell of fresh flowers in your hair, the hands holding each other while lips are together... . Misskriss babe, what the hell are you doing to me? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #25 December 5, 2002 I don't know, but suddenly I need a cold shower.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites