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jraf

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Yeah, that was to get youe attention. I have achieved perfection. Cullinary that is. Ass you all know I am perfect all around anyway.

Food I made, and let anybody tell me it is not mouthwateringB|

1. Bought a rack of lamb yesterday
2. diced garlic
3. diced fresh cranberries
4. put garlic and cranberries in a stone dish and added loads of basil
5. poured 3/4 of nice french bordeaux (and I mean nice, you grogans!)
6. put the rack of lamb in the dish, covered it and let it baste overnight
7. today I let the grill heat up (no gas grill shit - real Jack Daniels barrel wood)
8. I put two small potatoes and two garlic cloves in tin foil and let them bake
9. I started prepairing saffron rice and steamed asparagus
10. I put the lamb on the grill
11. I poured the basting (garlic+basil+cranberries+vino) into a pan and let it simmer
12. when all was ready put the lamb on the plate and pured the basting over, then added the baked potatoes and garlic the steamed asparagus sprinkled with lemon juice, the saffron rice and ate it all with gusto splashing it down with a magic Chianti I discovered lately.

Cheers, and fuck fast food!
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

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Well the Dude we rosted over the fireplace at ZHills on Saturday night was trying to run away, but TK shot him. See, the only drawback of shooting your own food is that you have to watch for the buckshot. Otherwise I live humans, just could not eat one all myself
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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Why, thank-you, Hans. But, I don't know....do you think you'd be able to handle the both of us ganging up on you?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Mamasita, food is a sacred thing to me. You come down here and I will wine you and dine you and...no, you already have children. Anyway there are methods of circumventing that problem...;)

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Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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..the touch, the shared wine, the tartness of grapes on your tounge. The smell of fresh flowers in your hair, the hands holding each other while lips are together... . Misskriss babe, what the hell are you doing to me?B|

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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