banesanura 1 #1 December 4, 2009 Life happens fast, so you have to be prepared for anything that comes to you. Examples: Dressing up for the cable repair (man or woman) just in case you could relive one of those crazy pornographic senarios. Keeping spare clothes in your desk, just in case you didn't go home after a night of drinking with coworkers. Keeping a blanket in your car, jar of peanuts, matches, candles, condoms, deorderant and spare clothes just in case you have to sleep in it.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 December 4, 2009 I have guns and flashlights hidden around the house. Does that count?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #3 December 4, 2009 Quote I have guns and flashlights hidden around the house. Does that count? Yep, cause shooten shit in the dark is a bitch!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #4 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote I have guns and flashlights hidden around the house. Does that count? Yep, cause shooten shit in the dark is a bitch!! And if your lucky you actually shoot THE bitch LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #5 December 4, 2009 Granted. But I use Meprolite sights and lasers too. I just want to ID my target. :)I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 December 4, 2009 well you have to throw down the "just in case....."Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #7 December 4, 2009 Another pointless thread brought to you by banesanura. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #8 December 4, 2009 Quote ... a blanket in your car, jar of peanuts, matches, candles, condoms, deorderant and spare clothes ... Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #9 December 4, 2009 well you don't need any of those just in case I come over. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #10 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I have guns and flashlights hidden around the house. Does that count? Yep, cause shooten shit in the dark is a bitch!! And if your lucky you actually shoot THE bitch Ouch!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 December 4, 2009 Ummmkay. Mr. Bitchy McTOothBitcher Go pop some more oxy. I'm seriously gonna drive to your house and punch you in the nuts. I know where you live. AND no more little spoon for you.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #12 December 4, 2009 Yeah...pointless threads is pretty much the definition of The Bonfire, isn't it?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #13 December 4, 2009 Quote Ummmkay. Mr. Bitchy McTOothBitcher Go pop some more oxy. I'm seriously gonna drive to your house and punch you in the nuts. I know where you live. AND no more little spoon for you. Hey, Skitts; Take that deal! A lot of people would pay a lot of good money for that!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #14 December 4, 2009 I don't HAVE oxy! If you bring some oxy up here with you I will let you kick me in the junk as hard as you can several times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 December 4, 2009 A Tube of Preparation H. Just in case the Skank you pick up is totally worn out, Just slap a bunch of it on her junk and tighten it right up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #16 December 4, 2009 Quote I don't HAVE oxy! If you bring some oxy up here with you I will let you kick me in the junk as hard as you can several times. You expect her to provide free dope AND free services???Damn, you are high maintenance!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 December 4, 2009 Whats a condom? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #18 December 5, 2009 Quote A Tube of Preparation H. Just in case the Skank you pick up is totally worn out, Just slap a bunch of it on her junk and tighten it right up. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deibido 0 #19 December 8, 2009 Not getting married before a deployment . . . just in case."User assumes all risk" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
