normiss 622 #1 December 23, 2009 Saying is a bit early...cause some of us won't be around here much...the DZ is calling.... Everyone have a save and happy Christmas and New Years. yes, even YOU! (you know who you are...every damn one of you!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 December 23, 2009 I didn't even look at who posted this, when I saw the word "bitches" after "Merry Christmas", I knew it was you. Potty mouth! Oh, and Merry Christmas back atcha. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #3 December 23, 2009 Merry Christmas! I will see you next week at ZHills. I will be there Tuesday. Want to get on a helicopter load but not sure what time I will be there on Tuesday...Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 December 23, 2009 Have a great xmas! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 December 23, 2009 Quote Saying is a bit early...cause some of us won't be around here much...the DZ is calling....Everyone have a save and happy Christmas and New Years. yes, even YOU! (you know who you are...every damn one of you!) We finally gave up on going to Perris for Christmas, seldom got a load up,...now the day after....Everything is flying... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 December 23, 2009 Let's put the X back in Xmas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #7 December 23, 2009 I thought the exact same thing Merry Christmas, everyone. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #8 December 23, 2009 Will Skymama spank me if I say: PROSTITUTE PROSTITUTE PROSTITUTE! Otherwise it's: Bah. Humbug! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #9 December 24, 2009 Right back at cha Ho!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #10 December 24, 2009 Merry Christmas to everyone from Down Under were its stinkin hot and doesnt feel like xmas at all :-(``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 December 24, 2009 Quote Merry Christmas to everyone from Down Under were its stinkin hot and doesnt feel like xmas at all :-( Oy mate, that's what Squeak says about Christmas in Oz, too. Tell him g'day for us, would ya?And Merry Christmas to you, Lil Devil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 December 24, 2009 you all need to check out my Merry Christmas additions to the sick and twisted thread. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #13 December 24, 2009 merry christmas to you too biatchYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 December 24, 2009 Quote Will Skymama spank me if I say: PROSTITUTE PROSTITUTE PROSTITUTE! No, you didn't put "Merry Christmas" in front of it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 December 24, 2009 am i the only one noticing the "chirstmas" instead of "christmas"!? damn foreigners! merry fucking chirstmas to you too, bitches! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 December 24, 2009 While we're sharing chocolate coins of wisdom- The real miracle for me this time of the year when I was kid was seeing how many bottles of red wine my relatives polished off and how many times my racist aunt would refer to"The Blacks and the Jews". Keep your friends close and your jar of Prozac closer Don't double dip the chips and may your egg nog be salmonella free.....WTF is egg nogg really anyway. Stop touching your lips onto other people unless you want swine flu. A hug is fine. oh and if you're drinking champagne......switching to komikazi's halfway thru is not a good ideaalso-your niece is a sweetiepie until she kicks you in the shins with those shiny little shoes. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 December 24, 2009 Racist aunt? You should meet my wife's grandmother who lives on Long Island, NY. Holy fuck, 88 years old and ornery as all hell. She really has a thing against the Jews. I have to admit, it is really entertaining just watching and listening to her rail on about them, no matter how un-pc it is. My wife can't last much more than 2 days visiting her. It was so bad the last time that I was so happy to get out of that house for a few hours and meet Broke for a few beers, even if that was about an hour's drive away. My wife told me that her grandma asked her "why is Billy going out? He should stay in!" She didn't have the heart to explain why. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 December 24, 2009 Ahh family......can't pick your relatives but you can install a gate on the driveway to keep them out.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
llloyd 0 #19 December 24, 2009 Quote am i the only one noticing the "chirstmas" instead of "christmas"!? Quote yes you are...beaucse the huamn brian olny nedes the frsit and lsat leettrs of any wrod to be in the crorcet odrer to sccusefsluly inetrpert the msesgae. mrery chisrtams ervyebdoyllloyd. (lylod).xxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #20 December 24, 2009 Add my Merry Christmas to the lot--or, as my husband has decided to say this year, Joyous Yule! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
